In the Summer time...

So finally summer is here big time..and its hot hot hot... temp goes from about 37 degrees at 8 am in the morning when i go to work to 41 degrees at 7 pm in the evening while i am returning, and god only knows what kind of temps are there during the day.
But the only good thing about summer is loads of icecream, mangoes, lassi and oh yeah women with short skirts and hot tank tops and... well the list goes on you get the idea... but for you women folk even men get into shorts and hot T's but don't think that most Indian men would appeal to you with big paunches and all right? What are your favorite things about the summers?

A late blog post...

And its official Google ads has officially procrastinated me... Reason the think my blog is a porn site.. duh... I did not even make 1 cent out of it.. at least my readers will be happy and not be bothered about the obtrusive ads.. Anyway the deal is that i have changed my job and now I have to travel more or rather a longer distance to get to work but it has its own ups and downs including the high cost of fuel. the chance of ogling at good lookin women driving and often wizzing past you in their swanky big sedans and making me reach late to work. Oh and that reminds me this blog post has rather been overdue for some time and thanks to one of my friends who keeps insisting that i update my blog. this is post is dedicated to her. She is a bit unwell so we hope she recovers soon. I owe a lot of smiles, a few thoughts, sprinkle of blog posts the odd decorative tear to her.

And moving on to a different topic. our very own friendly neighborhood Osama bin laden has been killed by the US force in Pakistan and that may end or begin the third world war but can we trace this to one MR Nostradamus.. hmmm.. i need to get a book on him now.. a trip this weekend to a book shop is guaranteed. only hope i do find a book. BTW India has again won the world cup and I am super happy about it.. eah yeah its old news but kya karen likhna padta hai...ab itne jurno frnds hain kuch to asar hoga hi na...Chalo thats it for today .. i have to do lots of other stuff now. so another blog post tom maybe, possibly who knows....

Boobs Men and Man-Boobs...

OK the idea for this one comes from on a twitter comment by someone about "Man Boobs". Which led me to think about boobs in general...

Boobs synonym: breast, bosom, knocker, boob, tit, titty
Definition: Vulgar Slang. A woman's breast

If you are a woman and are well endowed in the front then you would have seen this happen to yourself or to your friend.. People talking to you soon have their eyes pointed at your boobs... if you haven't as yet the try and notice..during the day you will catch at least one guy doing that.. try it go on.. and you must be asking why do these perverts do that.. well lets face it all men are dogs and they will run after the first bitch they see... no I'm not calling women bitches but its just looks nice to say so when i call myself a dog :D tsk tsk anyway back to the point men basically are of 2 types the boob guy or the butt guy.. the boob guy ogles and is turned on by boobs and obviously the other one by butts but majority of men are boob guys... why no idea god made us like that and I'm happy the way it is...he he see when we are born whats the first thing we see obviously the mothers breast... its the source of our very first meal.. if you have seen a mother feed her baby.. its the most honestly most how do i put it pure thing in the world. pure love, pure affection. but that very moment makes a lasting impression in our minds...our means both men and women.. women try and be big boobed.. talk of expensive push up bras, under-wired, lacy, silicon implants and what not.. don't even know the names... anyway have you seen Notting Hill did u catch the following lines when Anna sleeps over at Williams house...

Anna: Rita Hayworth used to say, "They go to bed with Gilda, they wake up with me."

William: Who's Gilda?

Anna: Her most famous part. Men went to bed with the dream, they didn't like it when they'd wake up with the reality. Do you feel that way?

William: You are lovelier this morning than you have ever been.

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Anna: What is it about men and nudity? Particularly breasts? How can you be so interested in them?

William: Well...

Anna: I mean, seriously- they're just breasts, every second person has them. They're odd looking, they're for milk from your mother. What's all the fuss about?

William: Actually, I can't think of what it is, really. Let me just have a quick look... [peeks under blanket] No, no, beats me.  

Well you see boobs in all their shapes and sizes intrigue both men and women...They symbolize your first meal, they symbolize purity, love, they give women their distinctive looks vis-a-vis  men...they are sexual features, they are simply put too many things in one... People have names for them even Pamela Anderson calls hers "fingering" and "dildo" hmmm interesting... can you think of any names you may know of your puppies or your wives/GF's... Breasts can be big or small those who have it Big are blessed they get all the attention and the other just cant wait to Make it Large obviously if you have been to Bangkok and been to walking street you would know that some people just don't have it.. actually in some cases men have it bigger than women and hence the word Man boobs.. but that's something most men and women find gross and ugly...

If you ting that this is a topic of hush hush then you are wrong what do you thing are hooters famous for or for that matter that sexy car wash girl?

Well the say no matter how much recession happens Porn is one industry which will always make money. Porn also reflects the times and tastes of people around.. for example if you have seen the classic Debbie Does Dallas you would see all natural normal males and females but if you see modern porn you find all perfect bodies with big rather huge male and female assets thanks to a lot of surgeries and photoshop etc etc... and that's the way modern people are.. a friend of mine who happens to be a plastic surgeon in Mumbai used to fix accidental cases and would not be bale to make enough money to buy a car but now he does all kind of stuff on men and women (read mainly breasts and butts) and has 2 flats in Mumbai alone leave one each in Delhi and Gurgaon ..he drives a Merc and his wife a BMW so that give you an idea of how much people want it even in India

Bull shit Love Advice....you dont want to have... really!!

Since I had nothing better to do and was flipping through channels I happened to catch a chick flick tonite called "The Ugly Truth" on HBO. hmmm... an interesting movie with an interesting perspective which made me realize the loads of love and romance advice out there on so called lifestyle websites ... trust me all that is bull shit out there... especially if you were to read the timesofindia.com .. most are simply copied from some firang website explaining best places and positioned to have sex... the only thing they change there are names... for god sake who has a patio or a porch or an attic in India to make out.. and even Mukesh Ambani does not have have a garage or a secluded garden to do it in...or for that matter articles like "5 best ways to get pregnant" explaining 5 different poses. duh... what does a pose have to do with pregnancy.. and I swear we Indians do know about that we after all are more than 1 billion and we did not get to that figure by cloning did we?
    But anyway i decided to start my own yes very own love and relationships column or lets just say post till i can figure out if i can write another one on the same topic.Now you would ask what kind of relationship advice will a 35 year old , pot bellied geek who is starting to go bald at places and tries to hide it by growing his hai longer at other places(no im not talking of pubic hair u perverts) and eats pizzas and burgers and drinks beer and lives to write on his macbook air and use his iphone and ipod which very few people get to see since he does not take them out to work and has very few friends and is single with trip between the valleys of twin peeks or the jungles of heaven or the tunnel of joy for at-least last 2 years and is still single .... what can he tell us... well Ladies and gentleman i for one am the perfect person to give you advice since having gone through enough relationships and failure i have the relevant experience  way more that most of you put together ... like 8 in 6 months sound... no no i am no Casanova but a failure at being the pretentious and sweetheart for most women.. i am what they would call a jerk who loves his beers and comps and games and TV and every so often his work and books too...

Anyway so what shall i write.... err... advice about today.. how to seduce women/men? how to snare a good catch? how to have the perfect orgasm? lol no no no mmmmmm na na na na ok decided..

Lest give some genuine advice to women directly from a man... not that women need to know but i will give it anyway..yes yes i hear that from all the women out there just give the guy some sex or a blow job to be precise , a good sport on tv and a beer and you don't have to worry about any other advice. yes that's absolutely true but lets face it some men have evolved from that a little bit and a on a few occasions...well to prove it don't we have Gay and metro sexual men now? ok ok don't fret there are a few nice gentlemen out there who every once in a while are not that gentle and don't the women love it but only once in a while.. we all love the bad guy or girl as the case maybe... ok lets finally go to the topic of the day.

How to make a day special for the one you love in 10 simple steps?
This one is for the women out there married or dating. A simple idea about an ideal date within the city to make it special for your man. The kinds he will love. It is your anniversary, his birthday or you are simply trying to make up after a nasty fight this simple date idea will rock him off his knockers and will leave you all smiling and in control the following day.

1. Tell him to come home early for something important the whole idea is a surprise after all. 
2. When he reaches home you should be ready to go out. Dressing is imp... its winters now but most likely he will have a decent car with a decent heater and you are going to a nice place so don't worry about the chill and wear something sexy.. cleavage is good but don over do it.. you want to seduce him not the other people around  wear nice short dress or a shortish skirt with some cleave showing top.. and good lingerie is very imp try and wear a dark one like black or dark green under say a white or a lemon yellow top.. you get the idea.. stilettos are preferable.. and good phus phus(perfume) is a must.
3. You should pre book some nice movie tickets at a decent multiplex. make sure its a nice happy movie.. one with some sexy scenes will help. English or Hindi.. it depends on your mutual taste, time and whats running...
4. Make sure you pick a movie which ends near dinner time.. after the movie get him a small gift.. men are wossies buy him a good book or a video game or even buy sexy lingerie for yourself with him. just ask him for his advice at what kinds would he like to take off you.. it will have him lusting already...
5. Take him to a nice dinner at an upmarket place. If u get time excuse yourself to the ladies room and send him a dirty sms and tell him that you are not wearing any underwear... and watch his face when you get back...
6. Offer to pay for the dinner. make sure by the time you leave the place its late...
7. Ask him to buy flowers for you and then go for a nice drive before you head home .. and once you have the flowers.. and the car is speeding thru a desolate area quietly take slip off your panties and put them on his lap and telll him i told you i am not wearing any...by now he will be wanting to head home straint away.. ask him to pull over and give him a kiss and nothing more...
8. When you reach home just touch him or yourself at the wrong places while you are in the elevator/stairs/basement parking.. just tease him...
9. Once home don't switch on the lights but light a few scented candles and  open a bottle of sparkling wine preferable but you can choose between that or a champagne or normal wine.. choose your poison as per  the occasion and your wallet.
10. Talk dirty to him while you drink your wine and watch him go mad...and let the moment take over till you wake up next morning .. wake him up with a kiss and both of you will never forget this evening ever...

 If it works for you come back to this blog and post a comment or email me .....have a wonderful time and a nice evening....

Why Men and Women cheat?

Why do people cheat...? Lets look at both sexes..

Men

Men have always cheated, are cheating as we speak and will always cheat. That's their nature... well at least most of them out there. Even if you as a female think that your husband/boyfriend has never cheated on you or will never then 99% chances are that you are wrong and equally the claim by your man that when he first met you he was a virgin. Take it from me.. that as we speak he is laying his eyes in the hot female in his office or even the big fat one with loads of cleavage showing. But why we men do that? Simple we can do it. Its easy in the modern day and world and its available.. the temptation that is. We do it for fun for the kick and even at times when we are simple bored with our women. it may be long term, one night stand, fling.. any form but its there and very common.

Women

Men and women cheat on their partners for different reasons. Men tend to cheat because they want more physical stimulation, while women generally have more psychological and emotional motives for cheating.

Women need bonding, love, care, compassion, respect, mental stimulation, praise.. when they dont get that they tend to wonder away to other things... some get into dull life of home, some into profession and some cheat. Women rarely cheat for sex. they cheat for love and care...For them sex in both incidental and a way to show their love. sex for them is an extension of their feelings and not vice versa like men..

Yes women also need sex... every human does and if she does not get it or get it right she too cheats for sex like men do.. is there anything wrong with that? cant really pass judgements here. You tell me what do you think?


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   1. Cheating
   2. Cheating - A few Case Studies

Men will be men

And Men will be men...

Cheating - a few case studies.

My earlier post left a lot unsaid and i think it would not be fair unless i cover the topic in a bit more detail.

Lets start with a simple scenario.. Two families living nearby. One slightly well off good looking working  couple with kids and husband in an MNC. Second slightly less of f woman a housewife not good looking at all  husband makes ok money with one kid. Woman gets attracted to the other man. drops letters in his car. few phone calls and few days later the guy is caught by his wife tipped off by  her maid at the other woman's house. What he was doing there is anybody's guess. Who cheated who? Both. The woman instigated it. Why? Maybe physical/sexual attraction or the lure of a good lifestyle. Man why did he do it? The woman was older than the guy by maybe a couple of years too. Well men will most times go weak in the knees if a woman approaches him with sexual undertones. trust me for most men its very difficult to lay off in such a circumstance. Thats the way they are wired by god. Is it wrong? Maybe it is but then who said life is fair.

As i said in my earlier post humans are polygamous. someone pointed out men are polygamous but women rarely. Why? Simple. Men need to spread their seed like trees as far as they can for survival ( god dint think we will outlive and grow more powerful than any other species. he had made us animals too). While women need to hold on and be secure and make sure the offspring grows and survives.(again a throw back from ancient times). Also men have been designed to be more muscle and physical and hence the attraction to sex vs women who are more emotional and hence the emotional bonding stuff. Not that it does not work the other way but in a sense of generally speaking and averages. No wonder most women would agree to stay at home and enjoy the comforts if the men could provide more than the needs and for luxuries too. yes the times are changing and who knows what it evolves to but as of now and historically women are happy to play the sheet anchor role while men strive to earn a living. Most women will argue this point but lets face it somewhere it is true to a large extent weather forced by societies or nature. What do these lines have to do with cheating. Well in my earlier post remember i had said women who stay at home have less chances of their husbands cheating since they are able to dedicate more time to them. Yes i know you now are referring to my above example but you see there the woman cheated not the man.

Lets take another example. A family of 3 happy and another family of 3 all happy. man changes job meets a new woman married with kid and happy. soon enough they are dating and going off on tours.. hmm sounds fishy .. Man gets caught and confronted by wife. the other woman gets caught and confronted by husband. Both acknowledge to the affair but refuse to leave their partners. Why? What they get from each other is what was missing in their marriage.be it emotional bonding, good sex or even thrill or adventure. could be anything which drove them close and the fact that they were close in proximity and spending long hours at work together helped their relationship. Could be that the couples individually had no chemistry who knows.

Lets take a 3rd example a couple in a relationship. not married almost no sex and when it happens looks like a task list point. Man meets someone say an old friend starts talking online soon attraction grows. but it stays at that. They talk about everything. now would you say that this is cheating? Yes and no. Yes cause he somewhere is attracted to this woman while being with another and doing all this behind her back. No because he is already breaking up with the first one. the strains are already there. Or is it ok to fulfill different needs from different people while still being in love with someone else? Is Sex outside a greater sin or emotional infidelity the greater one?Can a person be in love with my girl/boy friend  as the case maybe and still be platonically involved with someone else? Lemme know what you think.. a follow up post may be in the pipeline....

Love & Relationships

Today as I was going through my old Hotmail account i came across some old emails from my ex girlfriend. She is now married and settled in a different town and everything between us is over. However those emails made me think about us and our relationships.

There are different kinds of Relationships.Between Parents and children, brothers and sisters, other extended family members, friends and other acquaintances, lovers, husband and wife and platonic. Then there are   Broken relationships, troubled relationships, open relationships, one sided relationships, intimate relationships sexual relationships, physical relationships (yes unlike what TV and newspaper might lead you to believe both are actually different ).

All kinds of relationships start from the day we are born. The first one inevitably with our mothers who is the first one to hold her baby in her arms after giving the child birth. The pain she goes through can in no means be described here by me ( a guy) as i will never every know or experience it. The first feel the baby has is when he is fed for the first time he soon learns to smell his mother. This is the purest and most sincere of all. Just unconditional love.As we grow older we have relations like brother, sister, grandson etc etc.

As we mature we start making relationships outside. But what exactly is a relationship? Relationship is a sense of bonding between two people where they share love, emotions, respect for each other, thoughts, experiences etc. How much each of them exists in a relationship defines the relationship. Make the love a bit less and you have a friendship make it more and a lot lot more add a sexual feeling in it and you call it Romance or marriage.

But then you have gray areas in between them. Most of the relationships are governed by Emotional, Economic, Social, Personal, Physical and or Sexual and Circumstantial pressures. But then should they really  be? Men and women can have deep love or mutual admiration or what you may call is chemistry between them but they need not be married or even be friends. Each relationship has its own rewards or satisfactions or even disappointments. Does that mean we can have other equivalent relationships? Does that count as cheating? maybe or maybe not. A woman may be perfectly happy with her family and kids and in deep love with her husband but is it wrong for her to ask for sexual favors from a man outside marriage in case her husband is not able to satisfy her? this can be true vice-versa also. No I am not justifying cheating here but what is cheating? having sex outside marriage and still being devoted to family or staying within the family all switched off and thinking about the other woman/ man or even being in love with someone else? Can we be in love with two people at the same-time? maybe yes but that is not right for one of the two partners as they in most cases do not want to share their love with anyone. so that brings us back to the fact that is just having sex outside marriage OK?

Most read MOST men have had more than one sexual partner in their lives and almost 50% of women too. but as long as its hidden everything is fine in Indian society. Then is it wrong to have a threesome? It happens.. and so does partner swapping (wont use the term wife swapping since it is sexist as both partners are swapped). Even when everyone is fully consenting in either threesome or swapping? I don't know. I really don't. I have no answers to any of the questions. What I know is man/woman by nature are polygamous. only the current society and its bindings make us monogamous. And that is a scientifically proven fact. we all have fantasies about other man woman. If you have watched porn you would have also compared the porn star with your partner and dreamt of being in a sexual act with that pron star or someone you may know in real life even if it is a move star or a cricket star. Is this not cheating? Here i ask what exactly is cheating? Who defines Cheating?

But does that mean pre-marital sex or sex between two consenting adults is ok? Well atleast for men it seems to be at-least in the indian society?These days we have something called Friends with Benefits - FWB (definition -Two friends who have a sexual relationship without being emotionally involved. Typically two good friends who have casual sex without a monogamous relationship or any kind of commitment). The concept may seem taboo or alien to most but is there anything wrong in it? Why cant a single women who has a good friend ask for Sex? While we can allow the man to do so.. here both a man and a woman are involved but the guy is said to be a stud while the woman a slut.

Ok maybe i have mixed too many topics or maybe thats the state of my mind. too confused and angry. Don't know.  I have just penned down a few thoughts that came to my mind because of certain conversations and feelings. they may or may not be right. here i am not stating anything just asking a few questions to myself and you. let me know what you think? do you identify with any of the above thoughts?

Long and Short of it..

Today I decided to give my car a break( yes I also worry about the environment and my petrol money too ;-) ) and take the Metro to Gurgaon. Had already planned to meet up with some aaa.... rather 2 of my closest friends or rather girl friends.

I reached the station and was amazed to see the  first compartment reserved for women in the metro. Even the platform had nice pink markers with flowers on it marking the spot where the first compartment would stop and telling you that that place was reserved for women(though they looked more link adverts for breast cancer or maybe i have had an overdose of those adverts and cervical cancer adverts but maybe that is another story another day). As the train arrived i still saw some men sitting in them.. oh well so much for India but since it was the first day maybe they dint know or they dint really care. anyhow i climbed on and the train was acceptable Not much like what i had heard of being overcrowded.. but yes the lack of fairer sex in my compartment was striking. finally soon i reached the MG road metro station and climbed down waiting for my friends.. All i see around me is a sea of women with short er... shorter clothes..

Women of all ages 12- 60, shapes slime to fat, sizes small to tall . just women and women. single women, group of women, couples just women.... with short..shorter clothes and oodles of skin ...shorts, mini skirts, really short shorts, small tops, dresses which were soooo small that i cant describe here in my own words cause they might be unacceptable to people. No no I'm no ogler or any kind pr pervert but if u think this is about sex then you bet it is but not the kinds of bees and birds..this is about the modern bold women in modern cosmopolitan India rather upmarket places like Gurgaon and posh areas of Delhi like GK. Couple of women pass by both in early 30's and one wearing a as my friend later told me was a spaghetti top ( why do women have clothes named after food? do they want men to eat them or what?). okay! this women was well endowed and stuff popping out of everywhere.. yes might be feast to some eyes but was yuk to me.. why cant some people do stuff in style? but she sure had some attitude to do that which here is the positive thing...

Anyway after large part of the day mall hopping and checking out  all kinds of stuff including food and women and their skin show we landed up at the Landmark book store to pick up some stuff.. the girls picked their "magjines" and i looked through some geeky books... was looking for some nice non fiction stuff or some really  nice self help kinds (no i don't read them but want to read  a few of them just to see why do they sell so many of them). Dint find anything interesting or at a price I would be willing to pay for them, maybe will wait for the sale. anyway while checking out our stack of books and magazines I saw these 2 women.. both in shorts and spaghetti tops.. nice fair tall slim.. the works if u get it with a 3 year old kid with them.. one them was dress exactly like the fame i saw first when i landed in Gurgaon (one with large assets) but looked so much better. She knew how to carry herself much simpler. less makeup.. simply awesome...Dont know who said but he was right beauty is in simplicity.

Soon i was on my way back home on the metro and this time a young couple hopped on to the train. the girl dressed in a modern low cut dress with a kind of short skirt..Quiet aware of showy dress and trying hard to hide her legs and cleavage.. she surely dint belong on the train maybe was just trying it out.. someone like her could have stepped straigt out of a corolla or a civic. But she was cute and nice if I may say so..she got off at Saket all trying to pull her clothes together tryiing to cover as much of her as she could...

You must be wondering about my ramblings they don't make sense.. yes they do.. what i have described are 3 women all dressed in similar outfits more or less similar age group say maybe 24 to 32 tops but how different their approach was. one is confident and OTT, one is sexy, bold and smart... maybe a professional too. the third is a cute young not yet spoiled by the nuisances of the modern life yet knows what she wants but is still stuck to the roots kinds of women. which one i liked? All three. they all belong to different places, backgrounds, lifestyles but all belong to the modern independent India. Where women are (more.. and more...) not howled at or ogled at even if a little bit of knee or shoulder is shown. Here some of these women had more than just the lingerie or cleavage showing. But no one was howling, teasing or even ogling at them. Everyone was busy with their own things.. I'm happy to see such an India. but afraid that it may go to an extreme where the tradition of an Indian women may get lost.. Hope these young women know where to draw the line. when to stop and when to cover.. The third youngest of all in her mid twenties gave me hope.

I'm afraid that one day if i have a daughter my also be wanting to wear short clothes. the thought gives me shudders. But hope that she will have the head on her shoulders to think and then decide whats right and wrong, whats the difference between being bold and vulgar, being nice and cute and sexy.

I hope. i hope...

PS: My female friends insist i have had an overdose of skin. i need to go back to being geeky and read books and play on my PlayStation :)