Random Thoughts...

Ok and I'm Back.... its been long time... and after being pressed upon repeatedly by dear friend I am finally using my office time to pen in a quick post. excuse my spellings as I need to do this in the next 10 mins. First will try and update the blog again now with all kind of stuff..

Meantime my life has been a roller coaster ride which still seems to be going on and on like an Amaron bunny. I have this wonderful online friend who i am really fond off.. in another world i might even be secretly in love with her but then thats another story though the fact is she has been a real friend. we have never met, talked or even know each other beyond a point yet some of the discussions are extremely hilarious while other are well she kind of is the friend I never had, a person who thinks and advices without any agenda or bias or malafied intention. Thank you friend.

Late night cravings and soft drink nostalgia

I often get a late night craving to eat something sweet, though sometimes this craving might also be for a Maggie or a Parle-G biscuit but usually it is for something sweet. A hot choc fudge or a Gulab jamun or anything sweet. And at times when i cant find anything i satisfy myself with some sweet Kellogs Chocos and milk.
For me these late night cravings are akin to sex cravings for some. and on most occasions not all i repeat most occasions i would prefer food to sex any day. Today i got this weird craving for Campa cola. Don't know how many of you out there remember Campa but that's was the drink we guys up here in Delhi grew up drinking. It disappeared as soon as coke and Pepsi entered the Indian market. But I have heard you can still find it in odd places like PCI or any govt canteen. Also heard that they are going to get back into production soon and it will be available in open market too. What are your cravings? what brand of soft drink did you drink? Campa, Thums up, Gold Spot? do post in your comments.

Campa Cola pic and info ctsy
http://softcolddrinks.blogspot.com

Campa History - Campa Cola is a brand of soft drinks in India. It has been a market leader in most parts of India for a period of several years until the advent of foreign players Pepsi and Coca-Cola after the liberalization of government policies PV Narasimha Rao in 1991.

Campa Cola is a beverage created by the pure drinks group in 1970. Pure Beverage Group pioneereed soft drinks industry in India when the Coca-Cola introduced in India in 1949 and were the only manufacturers and distributors of Coca-Cola until the 1970's when Coca-Cola asked to leave. Pure Beverage Group and Campa Beverages SA. Ltd. monopolized almost all India's soft drinks industry for 20 years

In the Summer time...

So finally summer is here big time..and its hot hot hot... temp goes from about 37 degrees at 8 am in the morning when i go to work to 41 degrees at 7 pm in the evening while i am returning, and god only knows what kind of temps are there during the day.
But the only good thing about summer is loads of icecream, mangoes, lassi and oh yeah women with short skirts and hot tank tops and... well the list goes on you get the idea... but for you women folk even men get into shorts and hot T's but don't think that most Indian men would appeal to you with big paunches and all right? What are your favorite things about the summers?

Love, Relationships and cheating... pt -1

On Several occasions when I go out to a mall or a book shop I often find myself ogling at good looking women and with the summers approaching often these already stunning women are wearing stunning dresses with a lot of boobies and legs showing. not that I am a pervert or an old world enthusiast but I would be wrong if I would say that I don't love the view. I do. But sometime also find some women looking and staring at me.. and not all of them look single.. like the other day there was this couple lets say somewhere in early thirties or late twenties visibly married were walking right next to me with their shopping cart in a large grocery store. yes folks i also do groceries once in a while it is fun to fill your cart with all those choc, cereals, coke, Pepsi, chips and what not... So this women turns around to pick something in the aisle and notices me and then every once in a while she has to do that .. soon it becomes a full blown ogling.. not i wonder was it harmless, was it just ogling, was it attraction, was it cheating, was it hormones , was it some hidden chemistry i don't know maybe will never know.. but then is she wrong...? probably her partner does the same all the time and maybe even flirts or sleeps with other women on one of his many supposed travels and off sites.....
Humans by nature are polygamous then why is it wrong to think of that other person.. supposed i know my partner does flirt and sleep with others or maybe our relationship is not working at all and we are there together for the heck of it then is it wrong to fulfill my carnal desires with someone else. what is cheating? well to each person it means different things.. to the one who feels cheated on everything is wrong but for the other person something usually triggers it.. maybe the better looking women, maybe someone who has more time for the other person, better understanding, more money list is endless...it could simple be also something for kicks.. would it be wrong for me to sleep with one of my gf's friends if we were not getting along and a breakup was imminent. Ans: I don't know. sometimes i feel yes it is cheating sometimes I don't. I don't know what my wife or gf is doing behind my back. yes you may call it a break of trust but again how can one be so sure. you only trust someone till it breaks and usually your trust breaks months or years after the deeds have been done and it only breaks if and when you find out.

Humans are a funny lot.. they do everything in hushed tones and behind locked doors and its always the other person who is wrong.. or some one else's husband or wife who is doing this slutty thing which women love gossiping about and men wish they could do the same too.. but the reality is everyone wants to do that other man or women and even when we can we do sometime and some people do and other just dont get the courage.. but is it all wrong..

to be continued in pt-2....

A late blog post...

And its official Google ads has officially procrastinated me... Reason the think my blog is a porn site.. duh... I did not even make 1 cent out of it.. at least my readers will be happy and not be bothered about the obtrusive ads.. Anyway the deal is that i have changed my job and now I have to travel more or rather a longer distance to get to work but it has its own ups and downs including the high cost of fuel. the chance of ogling at good lookin women driving and often wizzing past you in their swanky big sedans and making me reach late to work. Oh and that reminds me this blog post has rather been overdue for some time and thanks to one of my friends who keeps insisting that i update my blog. this is post is dedicated to her. She is a bit unwell so we hope she recovers soon. I owe a lot of smiles, a few thoughts, sprinkle of blog posts the odd decorative tear to her.

And moving on to a different topic. our very own friendly neighborhood Osama bin laden has been killed by the US force in Pakistan and that may end or begin the third world war but can we trace this to one MR Nostradamus.. hmmm.. i need to get a book on him now.. a trip this weekend to a book shop is guaranteed. only hope i do find a book. BTW India has again won the world cup and I am super happy about it.. eah yeah its old news but kya karen likhna padta hai...ab itne jurno frnds hain kuch to asar hoga hi na...Chalo thats it for today .. i have to do lots of other stuff now. so another blog post tom maybe, possibly who knows....

Just an update...

Ok i know i have not updated my blog for a long time but its been an eventful few months.. lots of work... somethings going wrong... job change and some traveling...

Basically that's been the story of the last few months and I only believe life in the next few months will only get more hectic... but will try to do few things update my blog more regularly, read more books, take a vacation, buy a SLR camera and join some photo classes..

Any of you in Delhi can suggest me a good weekend only course.. pref in central,south Delhi or in Gurgaon.. please do.. also any suggestions on good SLR cameras.. only budget cameras please... under 30-35 k max with lens and kit bag, charger etc...

Maxim and Bikini Babes

Sonakshi Sinha

Vidya Balan

Maxim is one of the more respected magazine dealing catering to the male clientele rather let me say adult male adult m,ale clientele also catering to teenagers with all that hot looking scantily clad females and the odd article on sex thrown in... Most top actress's have feature on the inside and on the cover pages of this magazine in some real hot looking avatars but of late reportedly the magazine has been using morphed pictures of the not so supposedly hot actresses. Why did they need to do that if it is true? No idea ok ok don't say that then get an idea. I am now sick of Abhishek Bachchan telling me to get Idea mobile connection. But unless the babes are denying it but did it to test the waters and gain some publicity it looks more likely than not that the pics are morphed. Why do i say that. well both babes according to me are more homely, the kinds you will take for your wife and not GF you know what i mean.. besides both are a bit voluptuous and don't have the kind of figure shown there besides the obvious thing being the complexion in real life and those pics.. But having said that i don't mind ogling at those pics only wishing if they were the real things which they are not obviously... Besides if you click and enlarge the pics here you may notice that the supposed Vidya Balan bikini is completely see through which in Indian context is extremely unlikely... even if it were some sleaze ball wannabe starlet it is still highly unlikely. Anyway just click on pictures and to see the enlarged picture to judge for yourself.


PS: I think Maxim should disdain from such practices. The have definitely lost one reader that is me..

Movies, TV and Nostalgia...

I still remember when i was a kid and my parents took me to watch "Nikaah" well they watched and i cried and that was the day and after that they never took me to a cinema hall to watch a movie again... sigh! those good old times of single screen cinemas... the long ques to get tickets to but the tickets in black or go to the cinema stand in a queue to book tickets.. the days of "Sholay" in cinemascope.. the smell of popcorn which was hardly chewable.., instead of coke there used to be Campa Cola and some veg pattys at best.... and if you were watching it in Connaught Place then a trip to Nirulas was the icing on the cake...in case you were anywhere else in South Delhi then a dinner at Def col market beckoned..

And then came the VCR and hey anyone could shell out rs 50 for rental for a Color TV, VCR and one movie for 3 hours and everyone in the house and neighborhood could gather and watch a movie..All night movie marathons were not uncommon in those days. And if you were affluent enough to buy one imported VCR from someone who had recently traveled to Dubai or HongKong then you could rent movies from the neighborhood video library which were mostly pirated from somewhere in Dubai and sold in Palika Bazaar and before you knew time of the cinema was over ... there was cable tv and you were stuck to 24X7 tv... saas bahu serials and the cable waala showing the latest movie one day before it actually released and there were stories in the Sunday newspapers as how the no of cinema halls were going bankrupt and closing down.. famously the archna cinema only one of the 2 cinema halls which showed english movies the other being Chankya. now Archana houses the ndtv offices.  Yes and then we grew up and then there was Priya cinemas and a few years later PVR or Anupam as its now called.. if you were young you had to be seen there. They were the hangout places for all youngsters and if u had not been there then u did not belong in Delhi.

Of course now the times have changed its about star world and  HBO and the big bad malls like Select city walk. sigh.. I miss those days....

Happy New Year

Hey guys, Old gone new is in.. 2010 gone 2011 is in... Lots done and lots left to do.. Loads of Resolutions and Miles to go...life is Short and Loads to do...First of all Happy New Year 2011 to you all... Hope you had fun in the last year especially the Holidays.. I did too but in my own little way back at home.. Have been lazy and busy at times so not a lot of updates happening on my blog but 2 of my new year resolutions are to update my blog atleast twice  a week and take 2 holidays this year one with my friends and one with someone special...

Also on the cards is a new and better shiner job, New car and a new laptop...hoping that someone also gifts me a nice SLR camera and a couple of photography books too...Lets see how many of these i can keep up with... a detailed Geeky Wish list for materialistic things to do coming soon for those who would like to gift any of those...

Happy New Year...

Boobs Men and Man-Boobs...

OK the idea for this one comes from on a twitter comment by someone about "Man Boobs". Which led me to think about boobs in general...

Boobs synonym: breast, bosom, knocker, boob, tit, titty
Definition: Vulgar Slang. A woman's breast

If you are a woman and are well endowed in the front then you would have seen this happen to yourself or to your friend.. People talking to you soon have their eyes pointed at your boobs... if you haven't as yet the try and notice..during the day you will catch at least one guy doing that.. try it go on.. and you must be asking why do these perverts do that.. well lets face it all men are dogs and they will run after the first bitch they see... no I'm not calling women bitches but its just looks nice to say so when i call myself a dog :D tsk tsk anyway back to the point men basically are of 2 types the boob guy or the butt guy.. the boob guy ogles and is turned on by boobs and obviously the other one by butts but majority of men are boob guys... why no idea god made us like that and I'm happy the way it is...he he see when we are born whats the first thing we see obviously the mothers breast... its the source of our very first meal.. if you have seen a mother feed her baby.. its the most honestly most how do i put it pure thing in the world. pure love, pure affection. but that very moment makes a lasting impression in our minds...our means both men and women.. women try and be big boobed.. talk of expensive push up bras, under-wired, lacy, silicon implants and what not.. don't even know the names... anyway have you seen Notting Hill did u catch the following lines when Anna sleeps over at Williams house...

Anna: Rita Hayworth used to say, "They go to bed with Gilda, they wake up with me."

William: Who's Gilda?

Anna: Her most famous part. Men went to bed with the dream, they didn't like it when they'd wake up with the reality. Do you feel that way?

William: You are lovelier this morning than you have ever been.

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Anna: What is it about men and nudity? Particularly breasts? How can you be so interested in them?

William: Well...

Anna: I mean, seriously- they're just breasts, every second person has them. They're odd looking, they're for milk from your mother. What's all the fuss about?

William: Actually, I can't think of what it is, really. Let me just have a quick look... [peeks under blanket] No, no, beats me.  

Well you see boobs in all their shapes and sizes intrigue both men and women...They symbolize your first meal, they symbolize purity, love, they give women their distinctive looks vis-a-vis  men...they are sexual features, they are simply put too many things in one... People have names for them even Pamela Anderson calls hers "fingering" and "dildo" hmmm interesting... can you think of any names you may know of your puppies or your wives/GF's... Breasts can be big or small those who have it Big are blessed they get all the attention and the other just cant wait to Make it Large obviously if you have been to Bangkok and been to walking street you would know that some people just don't have it.. actually in some cases men have it bigger than women and hence the word Man boobs.. but that's something most men and women find gross and ugly...

If you ting that this is a topic of hush hush then you are wrong what do you thing are hooters famous for or for that matter that sexy car wash girl?

Well the say no matter how much recession happens Porn is one industry which will always make money. Porn also reflects the times and tastes of people around.. for example if you have seen the classic Debbie Does Dallas you would see all natural normal males and females but if you see modern porn you find all perfect bodies with big rather huge male and female assets thanks to a lot of surgeries and photoshop etc etc... and that's the way modern people are.. a friend of mine who happens to be a plastic surgeon in Mumbai used to fix accidental cases and would not be bale to make enough money to buy a car but now he does all kind of stuff on men and women (read mainly breasts and butts) and has 2 flats in Mumbai alone leave one each in Delhi and Gurgaon ..he drives a Merc and his wife a BMW so that give you an idea of how much people want it even in India

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The warmth of the winter chill is here....

Okay Its getting dark and and its getting cold and nights are getting long. The leaves on the trees are starting to turn color... the winter flowers are blooming in full. The time when you open your mouth early in the morning hot air rushes out as if you were smoking... The sight of peanut and Chikki vendors is getting more and more visible by every passing day. The mood to eat hot Jalebis and warm milk at Haldirams in Lajpat Nagar beckons.. the lines for Jalebi will only get longer and longer with each passing day. So its officially winter in Delhi. The temp is going down steadily and has hit single digits late in the night, the shawls,sweaters, mufflers and jackets are out in full swing... so are the body warmers and the monkey caps...Even the dogs have started wearing cute Coats with pug marks or bones printed on them.. feel sad for the strays on the street though.. You can see people huddled across a small fire if you are out late into the night mostly burning old tyres, plastics to get some warmth even at the expense of inhaling those toxic fumes but who cares years down the line he has to survive the night first... the dog sits next to them nice curled up and taking the warmth for once man and beast tolerate each other...

Its that time of the year when for some its dark and cold and gloomy and for some its time to have some fun go out eat drink make merry. The time when we love to eat hot kebabs or grill chicken fresh in your own hose on your OTG or the grill bought from the Rajasthanis selling them by the dozens on the empty stretches of the MG road or  Ring Road...for the lazy or less fortunate one like me the the neighborhood barbecue place with free home delivery is a boon. though i hope to try out and make some kebabs at home this year... one of my new year wishes.. the kebabs go well with rum n coke or red wine..don't you love the hot grill next to you with fresh paneer tikka and your drink in your hand listening to some wonderful music?

Also The winters bring out the romance in you... would you not love to snuggle up with your partner next to a warm fire...? or in case of us delhiites in front of the tv with the heater on and us under the quilts.. scantily clad holding on to each other and whispering a bunch of sweet nothings into each others ears while she occasionally asks you how much you love her or tries to nibble at your ears and asking you to turn down the lights and switch off the tv. the time when you want to make love and not have raw sex....? The time when you love to be loved .. a time to love, a time to share, a time to hug, a time to smile.. Think about it and while you are it.. give away some clothes to those homeless people on the street and not to your maid who gets them from 10 different houses anyway.. give some food to those people out there feed a puppy or any animal you may find or fancy. be good and be enjoy the winters...

Bull shit Love Advice....you dont want to have... really!!

Since I had nothing better to do and was flipping through channels I happened to catch a chick flick tonite called "The Ugly Truth" on HBO. hmmm... an interesting movie with an interesting perspective which made me realize the loads of love and romance advice out there on so called lifestyle websites ... trust me all that is bull shit out there... especially if you were to read the timesofindia.com .. most are simply copied from some firang website explaining best places and positioned to have sex... the only thing they change there are names... for god sake who has a patio or a porch or an attic in India to make out.. and even Mukesh Ambani does not have have a garage or a secluded garden to do it in...or for that matter articles like "5 best ways to get pregnant" explaining 5 different poses. duh... what does a pose have to do with pregnancy.. and I swear we Indians do know about that we after all are more than 1 billion and we did not get to that figure by cloning did we?
    But anyway i decided to start my own yes very own love and relationships column or lets just say post till i can figure out if i can write another one on the same topic.Now you would ask what kind of relationship advice will a 35 year old , pot bellied geek who is starting to go bald at places and tries to hide it by growing his hai longer at other places(no im not talking of pubic hair u perverts) and eats pizzas and burgers and drinks beer and lives to write on his macbook air and use his iphone and ipod which very few people get to see since he does not take them out to work and has very few friends and is single with trip between the valleys of twin peeks or the jungles of heaven or the tunnel of joy for at-least last 2 years and is still single .... what can he tell us... well Ladies and gentleman i for one am the perfect person to give you advice since having gone through enough relationships and failure i have the relevant experience  way more that most of you put together ... like 8 in 6 months sound... no no i am no Casanova but a failure at being the pretentious and sweetheart for most women.. i am what they would call a jerk who loves his beers and comps and games and TV and every so often his work and books too...

Anyway so what shall i write.... err... advice about today.. how to seduce women/men? how to snare a good catch? how to have the perfect orgasm? lol no no no mmmmmm na na na na ok decided..

Lest give some genuine advice to women directly from a man... not that women need to know but i will give it anyway..yes yes i hear that from all the women out there just give the guy some sex or a blow job to be precise , a good sport on tv and a beer and you don't have to worry about any other advice. yes that's absolutely true but lets face it some men have evolved from that a little bit and a on a few occasions...well to prove it don't we have Gay and metro sexual men now? ok ok don't fret there are a few nice gentlemen out there who every once in a while are not that gentle and don't the women love it but only once in a while.. we all love the bad guy or girl as the case maybe... ok lets finally go to the topic of the day.

How to make a day special for the one you love in 10 simple steps?
This one is for the women out there married or dating. A simple idea about an ideal date within the city to make it special for your man. The kinds he will love. It is your anniversary, his birthday or you are simply trying to make up after a nasty fight this simple date idea will rock him off his knockers and will leave you all smiling and in control the following day.

1. Tell him to come home early for something important the whole idea is a surprise after all. 
2. When he reaches home you should be ready to go out. Dressing is imp... its winters now but most likely he will have a decent car with a decent heater and you are going to a nice place so don't worry about the chill and wear something sexy.. cleavage is good but don over do it.. you want to seduce him not the other people around  wear nice short dress or a shortish skirt with some cleave showing top.. and good lingerie is very imp try and wear a dark one like black or dark green under say a white or a lemon yellow top.. you get the idea.. stilettos are preferable.. and good phus phus(perfume) is a must.
3. You should pre book some nice movie tickets at a decent multiplex. make sure its a nice happy movie.. one with some sexy scenes will help. English or Hindi.. it depends on your mutual taste, time and whats running...
4. Make sure you pick a movie which ends near dinner time.. after the movie get him a small gift.. men are wossies buy him a good book or a video game or even buy sexy lingerie for yourself with him. just ask him for his advice at what kinds would he like to take off you.. it will have him lusting already...
5. Take him to a nice dinner at an upmarket place. If u get time excuse yourself to the ladies room and send him a dirty sms and tell him that you are not wearing any underwear... and watch his face when you get back...
6. Offer to pay for the dinner. make sure by the time you leave the place its late...
7. Ask him to buy flowers for you and then go for a nice drive before you head home .. and once you have the flowers.. and the car is speeding thru a desolate area quietly take slip off your panties and put them on his lap and telll him i told you i am not wearing any...by now he will be wanting to head home straint away.. ask him to pull over and give him a kiss and nothing more...
8. When you reach home just touch him or yourself at the wrong places while you are in the elevator/stairs/basement parking.. just tease him...
9. Once home don't switch on the lights but light a few scented candles and  open a bottle of sparkling wine preferable but you can choose between that or a champagne or normal wine.. choose your poison as per  the occasion and your wallet.
10. Talk dirty to him while you drink your wine and watch him go mad...and let the moment take over till you wake up next morning .. wake him up with a kiss and both of you will never forget this evening ever...

 If it works for you come back to this blog and post a comment or email me .....have a wonderful time and a nice evening....

Sex for a Geek Blogger

Yes that's exactly what she asked me before we broke up...
What do you think I told her?

Blogger Sex

Talking of Diddy, dowdy,dandy and Daddy's in bollywood

Rishi and Ranbir Kapoor

Ok! we all saw or at-least I and some of you saw the Koffe with Karan episode with Sonam Kapoor and Deepika Padukone hmmm and not many but most women folk had fun watching the two damsels digging into Ranbir Kapoor and  and Ripping him apart piece by piece at a time... He was rated unsexy, in need of condoms and lots more... Now we all know when 2 of your ex girlfriends get together then its not a very good idea at-least for the men that is... and then lord save you from the wrath of a woman who has been scorned in love.. anyway that I heard from the rumor mill left Mr. RK all red faced trying to hide that redness in busy work schedules.. often shouting at hapless spot boys and poor looker ons.. and then suddenly the big Daddy Mr. RK senior (Rishi Kapoor)jumps in to save the poor son.. On that note may I ask why is everyone in the Kapoor khandaan called RK? anyone any idea? did they time travel and take tips from one miss Ekta Kapoor of "KKKK" fame about numerology and Alphabet specifications..? Anyway getting back to the Daddy thing.. It seems RK senior saw the movie daddy and took it to heart and jumped in to save his son.. what did he think? his young flirtatious son who seems to be sleeping around with more women than one Ms or is it now MRS Jenna Jameson(heard she married Peter North another porn star.. ah wonder if they even made a honeymoon video and sold it like some of the other Hollywood celebs?) could do in her entire porn career is one small boy who cant fight for himself ? well in that case he better be locked up for teenage sex or did our RK junior run to big fat daddy to ask for help? hmm... when he can f@#k round then he better be able to  get f@#k around too shouldn't he?

Abhishek and Amitabh Bachchan

Then we come to our second khandaan the new No1 khandaan of bollywood after the erstwhile Kapoor Khandaan.. Yes I am talking of  the Bachchan Khandaan.. Again they too have the AB syndrome.. Abhishek, Amitabh and Aishwarya Bachchan.. wonder  what her children will be called? sure AB :D lol... There also we see every now and then Daddy dear jumping in to save his son and this time from critics and media.. lets accept AB junior is stupid in front of the camera in most of the roles he does barring the odd one like Sarkaar then why try to defend him especially in a movie like RAAVAN.. hmmm hmmm.. now I see why Dhritrashtra was so helpless and could not do the right thing.. Are RK and AB senior the Dhritrashtra of modern times...?(for the un-initiated Dhritrashtra was the the father of Duryodhna in Mahabharta who was not only physically blind but also mentally blind in his sons love click here for more info on him...ctsy:WikiPedia)
 Are these modern day daddy's replacing the Mommy and babby syndrome of the stars of the 90's?
Let me know here in comments or email me at annoyinggeek@gmail.com or follow me on twitter at http://twitter.com/AnnoyingGeek

Yana Panty-Less Na Na

I am sure most of the men are already drooling about the title and making a mental picture of the sexy dame at work they know in a panty less scene in front of them and the women audience here are simply disgusted by this blog and want to move away as quickly as possible.. but i may let you know that this is not a porn blog or a figment of my overworked imagination during my lunch hour but a reality check after seeing today's TOI.

Yana Gupta

Ms Yana Gupta sitting in the front row of a children's charity event with shutterbugs clicking away to glory and am sure giggling inside with the view Ms Gupta provided. not sure how much their tongues were hanging..almost Pant Pant Pant Panting at the Panty less view. She exclaims that she forgot to wear one.. what? how can you do that... i mean you forget to wear a condom, you can forget to wear a hat but do you forget to wear shoes or undergarments.. phew! one smart girl she is.. i wonder what else she forgets...?

Yana Gupta

Shamita Shetty

Obviously she is not the first one to forget to that... Do you remember the name Shamita Shetty  She is the younger sister of Big Brother fame Shilpa Shttey and more recently she herself was in Big Boss last year. well even she had done the same apparently at another function. Obviously it goes without saying that at that time even she was going through a Shamita Who? phase and she needed to do something disparately to grab eye(balls)... well of whichever kind. though i must say that at least she should have cleaned up the Jim Corbett park growing up there .. it would have been a more pleasurable experience viewing her antics. But then i guess Indian women have never heard of the concept of bikini razors or bikini wax.. or they are to scared with asking for the former at the chemist shop or going through the pain of the latter at the parlor which nowadays you should be scared to strip at after the "Soha Ali khan" Bikini wax MMS/Scandal.

Britney Spears

Having said that Indian babes are not the only ones doing the forgetting thing.. they are merely copying the antics from hollywood from people like Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears. All of them going through some crisis or the other mostly self created. Question here is that do these people really forget stuff or do it for publicity that is for you to figure out but yes it sure gets them lots of eyeballs if not the ball of other kind though it does take some balls to do this....

Nauheed Cyrusi

Remember the Nauheed Cyrusi episode... Well click on the pic at right and see the full thing to understand what was grabbing attention...

Sheela ki Jawani... Munni ko yaad aa gayi Nani......

Friday i heard it for the first time rather caught a small glimpse of it and dint think much of it.. caught it again on Sunday and this time the entire promotional video and i was hooked. Yup I am talking of the much in demand "Sheela ki Jawani". To say that our very own half firang half indian ex-girlfriend of Sallu Bhai rocks will only be an understatement. Not only does she rock the video she bombards you with her new found size 0.5 figure... she is a Bombshell at reportedly 26+ thought i think she may even be 30+years of age.. you always add 3-4 years to any age an actress tells you lol.. At a size zero which not only is justified but adds oodles of oomph to her. unlike one of her contemporary aka "Kareena Kapoor" who with her size zero lost much more than weight.. she also lost her ahem.. lets just be decent and say the front and the back... If you have seen the video you will know how graceful she looks.. actually its the video which sold the song to me and some of my colleagues rather than the song selling the video.. its a wonderfully choreographed number thanks to our beloved Farah Khan.Despite the breast heaving sequences it does not look vulgar from any point.The styling is impeccable no clue who did it though... specially the point when she is in the long white shirt , the hat, a tie draped around the neck and a pair of black shorts.. see her dance you know what dancing is all about. She for once leaves the very talented and the yummy mummy "Mallika Arora khan" miles behind. Okay there is no comparison.. Mallika is a mom of 2 kids and atleast 10 years her senior but she has had her days on "chaiya chaiya" and the bikini clad VJ on the MTV promos with the ice cream dripping all over her... and that is why we call her a yummy mummy ;-) tsk tsk...Munni is also a song for middle aged men trying to watch a middle aged women  gyrating on screen as all they get to see at home  are fat and ugly women.. Sheela is the song of the young both men and women.

             Katrina is also a more graceful person in real life. We have never seen her doing anything funny or heard her say anything funny for her personal life, relationship with Salman or against any of her peers unlike one Ms Deepika who changes BF more often than i can change my shoes.. She also left no stone unturned in her interview on "Koffe with Karan" show to disgrace Ranbir or Katrina.. Even when press askedKatrina about the remark on her passport it was Farah Khan who responded to the question while Katrina kept quiet. Katrina is the Dame to to take home to your mother while Deepika is the Dame to take to a pub or to make out... period.Coming back to the topic you must watch the video and listen to the song before you decide to pass any judgment. For me sheela is the movie for first day first show. most likely without my woman cause she would be giving me daggers while I sit and ogle at Sheela. Its a movie to be watched with your guy friends..

And watch "Munni badnaam hui" here for a comparison

Also would like to request you guys to visit the following blog by Ms Piyali Dasgupta at Yahoo which inspired me to write this post Katrina's Sheela is hottest to date?

Also if you want to download the music from http://www.songs.pk of  "Tees Maar Khan" then click here
Also let me know what you think.. post in comments or write to me at AnnoyingGeek@gmail.com

Kiss My Arse...

Yes Please do that... Kiss my arse you idiots out there...

Fish Curry (Macher Jhol)

Ok  was discussing about Bengali people with a friend today and one happened to turn up at home with wonderful home made fish curry. So decided to post a recipe of the same courtesy his wife. Thanks Bong Bandhus :-)

 

Pic courtesy http://bengalicuisine.wordpress.com
To Read their version of Macher Jhol click here

Ingredients:

• 1/4 tsp onion seeds (kalonji) or kalo jeera
• 2 medium potatoes
• 5 green chillies
• 1 1/2 tblsp coriander seeds
• 1 small sized rohu fish
• 3 tblsp mustard oil
• 2 tsp turmeric powder
• salt to taste
• 1 tsp cumin seeds

How to make macher jhol :

• Clean, cut and take off fish head.
• Clean inside of the fish and wash thoroughly.
• Cut the fish into half-inch thick slices.
• Pat dry with a kitchen towel and apply salt and turmeric powder.
• Wash, take off and cut potatoes into half-inch thick finger sized pieces.
• Wash, take off stems and slit the green chillies.
• Dry roast coriander and cumin seeds briefly, cool and grind to a fine paste, adding a little water.
• Heat up two-tblsp mustard oil in a pot till it just reaches smoking point.
• Remove, cool and heat up the oil again on medium heat.
• Mix in the fish slices, few at a time and fry for a minute on each side.
• Remove and keep aside.
• Mix in potato pieces to the pot and stir fry for two to three minutes.
• Heat up remaining oil in the same pan, mix in kalonji, slit green chillies and stir-fry briefly.
• Mix in coriander-cumin paste and stir fry on low heat up for a minute sprinkling a little water, if required.
• Mix in two-cup of water, sautéed potatoes, salt and simmer (boil slowly at low temperature) for four to five minutes or until the potatoes are completely cooked.
• Gently slide in the pot fried fish slices and simmer (boil slowly at low temperature) for two to three minutes or until the fish is cooked.
• Serve hot with steamed rice.