Happy New Year

Hey guys, Old gone new is in.. 2010 gone 2011 is in... Lots done and lots left to do.. Loads of Resolutions and Miles to go...life is Short and Loads to do...First of all Happy New Year 2011 to you all... Hope you had fun in the last year especially the Holidays.. I did too but in my own little way back at home.. Have been lazy and busy at times so not a lot of updates happening on my blog but 2 of my new year resolutions are to update my blog atleast twice  a week and take 2 holidays this year one with my friends and one with someone special...

Also on the cards is a new and better shiner job, New car and a new laptop...hoping that someone also gifts me a nice SLR camera and a couple of photography books too...Lets see how many of these i can keep up with... a detailed Geeky Wish list for materialistic things to do coming soon for those who would like to gift any of those...

Happy New Year...

Boobs Men and Man-Boobs...

OK the idea for this one comes from on a twitter comment by someone about "Man Boobs". Which led me to think about boobs in general...

Boobs synonym: breast, bosom, knocker, boob, tit, titty
Definition: Vulgar Slang. A woman's breast

If you are a woman and are well endowed in the front then you would have seen this happen to yourself or to your friend.. People talking to you soon have their eyes pointed at your boobs... if you haven't as yet the try and notice..during the day you will catch at least one guy doing that.. try it go on.. and you must be asking why do these perverts do that.. well lets face it all men are dogs and they will run after the first bitch they see... no I'm not calling women bitches but its just looks nice to say so when i call myself a dog :D tsk tsk anyway back to the point men basically are of 2 types the boob guy or the butt guy.. the boob guy ogles and is turned on by boobs and obviously the other one by butts but majority of men are boob guys... why no idea god made us like that and I'm happy the way it is...he he see when we are born whats the first thing we see obviously the mothers breast... its the source of our very first meal.. if you have seen a mother feed her baby.. its the most honestly most how do i put it pure thing in the world. pure love, pure affection. but that very moment makes a lasting impression in our minds...our means both men and women.. women try and be big boobed.. talk of expensive push up bras, under-wired, lacy, silicon implants and what not.. don't even know the names... anyway have you seen Notting Hill did u catch the following lines when Anna sleeps over at Williams house...

Anna: Rita Hayworth used to say, "They go to bed with Gilda, they wake up with me."

William: Who's Gilda?

Anna: Her most famous part. Men went to bed with the dream, they didn't like it when they'd wake up with the reality. Do you feel that way?

William: You are lovelier this morning than you have ever been.

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Anna: What is it about men and nudity? Particularly breasts? How can you be so interested in them?

William: Well...

Anna: I mean, seriously- they're just breasts, every second person has them. They're odd looking, they're for milk from your mother. What's all the fuss about?

William: Actually, I can't think of what it is, really. Let me just have a quick look... [peeks under blanket] No, no, beats me.  

Well you see boobs in all their shapes and sizes intrigue both men and women...They symbolize your first meal, they symbolize purity, love, they give women their distinctive looks vis-a-vis  men...they are sexual features, they are simply put too many things in one... People have names for them even Pamela Anderson calls hers "fingering" and "dildo" hmmm interesting... can you think of any names you may know of your puppies or your wives/GF's... Breasts can be big or small those who have it Big are blessed they get all the attention and the other just cant wait to Make it Large obviously if you have been to Bangkok and been to walking street you would know that some people just don't have it.. actually in some cases men have it bigger than women and hence the word Man boobs.. but that's something most men and women find gross and ugly...

If you ting that this is a topic of hush hush then you are wrong what do you thing are hooters famous for or for that matter that sexy car wash girl?

Well the say no matter how much recession happens Porn is one industry which will always make money. Porn also reflects the times and tastes of people around.. for example if you have seen the classic Debbie Does Dallas you would see all natural normal males and females but if you see modern porn you find all perfect bodies with big rather huge male and female assets thanks to a lot of surgeries and photoshop etc etc... and that's the way modern people are.. a friend of mine who happens to be a plastic surgeon in Mumbai used to fix accidental cases and would not be bale to make enough money to buy a car but now he does all kind of stuff on men and women (read mainly breasts and butts) and has 2 flats in Mumbai alone leave one each in Delhi and Gurgaon ..he drives a Merc and his wife a BMW so that give you an idea of how much people want it even in India

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The warmth of the winter chill is here....

Okay Its getting dark and and its getting cold and nights are getting long. The leaves on the trees are starting to turn color... the winter flowers are blooming in full. The time when you open your mouth early in the morning hot air rushes out as if you were smoking... The sight of peanut and Chikki vendors is getting more and more visible by every passing day. The mood to eat hot Jalebis and warm milk at Haldirams in Lajpat Nagar beckons.. the lines for Jalebi will only get longer and longer with each passing day. So its officially winter in Delhi. The temp is going down steadily and has hit single digits late in the night, the shawls,sweaters, mufflers and jackets are out in full swing... so are the body warmers and the monkey caps...Even the dogs have started wearing cute Coats with pug marks or bones printed on them.. feel sad for the strays on the street though.. You can see people huddled across a small fire if you are out late into the night mostly burning old tyres, plastics to get some warmth even at the expense of inhaling those toxic fumes but who cares years down the line he has to survive the night first... the dog sits next to them nice curled up and taking the warmth for once man and beast tolerate each other...

Its that time of the year when for some its dark and cold and gloomy and for some its time to have some fun go out eat drink make merry. The time when we love to eat hot kebabs or grill chicken fresh in your own hose on your OTG or the grill bought from the Rajasthanis selling them by the dozens on the empty stretches of the MG road or  Ring Road...for the lazy or less fortunate one like me the the neighborhood barbecue place with free home delivery is a boon. though i hope to try out and make some kebabs at home this year... one of my new year wishes.. the kebabs go well with rum n coke or red wine..don't you love the hot grill next to you with fresh paneer tikka and your drink in your hand listening to some wonderful music?

Also The winters bring out the romance in you... would you not love to snuggle up with your partner next to a warm fire...? or in case of us delhiites in front of the tv with the heater on and us under the quilts.. scantily clad holding on to each other and whispering a bunch of sweet nothings into each others ears while she occasionally asks you how much you love her or tries to nibble at your ears and asking you to turn down the lights and switch off the tv. the time when you want to make love and not have raw sex....? The time when you love to be loved .. a time to love, a time to share, a time to hug, a time to smile.. Think about it and while you are it.. give away some clothes to those homeless people on the street and not to your maid who gets them from 10 different houses anyway.. give some food to those people out there feed a puppy or any animal you may find or fancy. be good and be enjoy the winters...

Bull shit Love Advice....you dont want to have... really!!

Since I had nothing better to do and was flipping through channels I happened to catch a chick flick tonite called "The Ugly Truth" on HBO. hmmm... an interesting movie with an interesting perspective which made me realize the loads of love and romance advice out there on so called lifestyle websites ... trust me all that is bull shit out there... especially if you were to read the timesofindia.com .. most are simply copied from some firang website explaining best places and positioned to have sex... the only thing they change there are names... for god sake who has a patio or a porch or an attic in India to make out.. and even Mukesh Ambani does not have have a garage or a secluded garden to do it in...or for that matter articles like "5 best ways to get pregnant" explaining 5 different poses. duh... what does a pose have to do with pregnancy.. and I swear we Indians do know about that we after all are more than 1 billion and we did not get to that figure by cloning did we?
    But anyway i decided to start my own yes very own love and relationships column or lets just say post till i can figure out if i can write another one on the same topic.Now you would ask what kind of relationship advice will a 35 year old , pot bellied geek who is starting to go bald at places and tries to hide it by growing his hai longer at other places(no im not talking of pubic hair u perverts) and eats pizzas and burgers and drinks beer and lives to write on his macbook air and use his iphone and ipod which very few people get to see since he does not take them out to work and has very few friends and is single with trip between the valleys of twin peeks or the jungles of heaven or the tunnel of joy for at-least last 2 years and is still single .... what can he tell us... well Ladies and gentleman i for one am the perfect person to give you advice since having gone through enough relationships and failure i have the relevant experience  way more that most of you put together ... like 8 in 6 months sound... no no i am no Casanova but a failure at being the pretentious and sweetheart for most women.. i am what they would call a jerk who loves his beers and comps and games and TV and every so often his work and books too...

Anyway so what shall i write.... err... advice about today.. how to seduce women/men? how to snare a good catch? how to have the perfect orgasm? lol no no no mmmmmm na na na na ok decided..

Lest give some genuine advice to women directly from a man... not that women need to know but i will give it anyway..yes yes i hear that from all the women out there just give the guy some sex or a blow job to be precise , a good sport on tv and a beer and you don't have to worry about any other advice. yes that's absolutely true but lets face it some men have evolved from that a little bit and a on a few occasions...well to prove it don't we have Gay and metro sexual men now? ok ok don't fret there are a few nice gentlemen out there who every once in a while are not that gentle and don't the women love it but only once in a while.. we all love the bad guy or girl as the case maybe... ok lets finally go to the topic of the day.

How to make a day special for the one you love in 10 simple steps?
This one is for the women out there married or dating. A simple idea about an ideal date within the city to make it special for your man. The kinds he will love. It is your anniversary, his birthday or you are simply trying to make up after a nasty fight this simple date idea will rock him off his knockers and will leave you all smiling and in control the following day.

1. Tell him to come home early for something important the whole idea is a surprise after all. 
2. When he reaches home you should be ready to go out. Dressing is imp... its winters now but most likely he will have a decent car with a decent heater and you are going to a nice place so don't worry about the chill and wear something sexy.. cleavage is good but don over do it.. you want to seduce him not the other people around  wear nice short dress or a shortish skirt with some cleave showing top.. and good lingerie is very imp try and wear a dark one like black or dark green under say a white or a lemon yellow top.. you get the idea.. stilettos are preferable.. and good phus phus(perfume) is a must.
3. You should pre book some nice movie tickets at a decent multiplex. make sure its a nice happy movie.. one with some sexy scenes will help. English or Hindi.. it depends on your mutual taste, time and whats running...
4. Make sure you pick a movie which ends near dinner time.. after the movie get him a small gift.. men are wossies buy him a good book or a video game or even buy sexy lingerie for yourself with him. just ask him for his advice at what kinds would he like to take off you.. it will have him lusting already...
5. Take him to a nice dinner at an upmarket place. If u get time excuse yourself to the ladies room and send him a dirty sms and tell him that you are not wearing any underwear... and watch his face when you get back...
6. Offer to pay for the dinner. make sure by the time you leave the place its late...
7. Ask him to buy flowers for you and then go for a nice drive before you head home .. and once you have the flowers.. and the car is speeding thru a desolate area quietly take slip off your panties and put them on his lap and telll him i told you i am not wearing any...by now he will be wanting to head home straint away.. ask him to pull over and give him a kiss and nothing more...
8. When you reach home just touch him or yourself at the wrong places while you are in the elevator/stairs/basement parking.. just tease him...
9. Once home don't switch on the lights but light a few scented candles and  open a bottle of sparkling wine preferable but you can choose between that or a champagne or normal wine.. choose your poison as per  the occasion and your wallet.
10. Talk dirty to him while you drink your wine and watch him go mad...and let the moment take over till you wake up next morning .. wake him up with a kiss and both of you will never forget this evening ever...

 If it works for you come back to this blog and post a comment or email me .....have a wonderful time and a nice evening....

Sex for a Geek Blogger

Yes that's exactly what she asked me before we broke up...
What do you think I told her?

Blogger Sex

Talking of Diddy, dowdy,dandy and Daddy's in bollywood

Rishi and Ranbir Kapoor

Ok! we all saw or at-least I and some of you saw the Koffe with Karan episode with Sonam Kapoor and Deepika Padukone hmmm and not many but most women folk had fun watching the two damsels digging into Ranbir Kapoor and  and Ripping him apart piece by piece at a time... He was rated unsexy, in need of condoms and lots more... Now we all know when 2 of your ex girlfriends get together then its not a very good idea at-least for the men that is... and then lord save you from the wrath of a woman who has been scorned in love.. anyway that I heard from the rumor mill left Mr. RK all red faced trying to hide that redness in busy work schedules.. often shouting at hapless spot boys and poor looker ons.. and then suddenly the big Daddy Mr. RK senior (Rishi Kapoor)jumps in to save the poor son.. On that note may I ask why is everyone in the Kapoor khandaan called RK? anyone any idea? did they time travel and take tips from one miss Ekta Kapoor of "KKKK" fame about numerology and Alphabet specifications..? Anyway getting back to the Daddy thing.. It seems RK senior saw the movie daddy and took it to heart and jumped in to save his son.. what did he think? his young flirtatious son who seems to be sleeping around with more women than one Ms or is it now MRS Jenna Jameson(heard she married Peter North another porn star.. ah wonder if they even made a honeymoon video and sold it like some of the other Hollywood celebs?) could do in her entire porn career is one small boy who cant fight for himself ? well in that case he better be locked up for teenage sex or did our RK junior run to big fat daddy to ask for help? hmm... when he can f@#k round then he better be able to  get f@#k around too shouldn't he?

Abhishek and Amitabh Bachchan

Then we come to our second khandaan the new No1 khandaan of bollywood after the erstwhile Kapoor Khandaan.. Yes I am talking of  the Bachchan Khandaan.. Again they too have the AB syndrome.. Abhishek, Amitabh and Aishwarya Bachchan.. wonder  what her children will be called? sure AB :D lol... There also we see every now and then Daddy dear jumping in to save his son and this time from critics and media.. lets accept AB junior is stupid in front of the camera in most of the roles he does barring the odd one like Sarkaar then why try to defend him especially in a movie like RAAVAN.. hmmm hmmm.. now I see why Dhritrashtra was so helpless and could not do the right thing.. Are RK and AB senior the Dhritrashtra of modern times...?(for the un-initiated Dhritrashtra was the the father of Duryodhna in Mahabharta who was not only physically blind but also mentally blind in his sons love click here for more info on him...ctsy:WikiPedia)
 Are these modern day daddy's replacing the Mommy and babby syndrome of the stars of the 90's?
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Yana Panty-Less Na Na

I am sure most of the men are already drooling about the title and making a mental picture of the sexy dame at work they know in a panty less scene in front of them and the women audience here are simply disgusted by this blog and want to move away as quickly as possible.. but i may let you know that this is not a porn blog or a figment of my overworked imagination during my lunch hour but a reality check after seeing today's TOI.

Yana Gupta

Ms Yana Gupta sitting in the front row of a children's charity event with shutterbugs clicking away to glory and am sure giggling inside with the view Ms Gupta provided. not sure how much their tongues were hanging..almost Pant Pant Pant Panting at the Panty less view. She exclaims that she forgot to wear one.. what? how can you do that... i mean you forget to wear a condom, you can forget to wear a hat but do you forget to wear shoes or undergarments.. phew! one smart girl she is.. i wonder what else she forgets...?

Yana Gupta

Shamita Shetty

Obviously she is not the first one to forget to that... Do you remember the name Shamita Shetty  She is the younger sister of Big Brother fame Shilpa Shttey and more recently she herself was in Big Boss last year. well even she had done the same apparently at another function. Obviously it goes without saying that at that time even she was going through a Shamita Who? phase and she needed to do something disparately to grab eye(balls)... well of whichever kind. though i must say that at least she should have cleaned up the Jim Corbett park growing up there .. it would have been a more pleasurable experience viewing her antics. But then i guess Indian women have never heard of the concept of bikini razors or bikini wax.. or they are to scared with asking for the former at the chemist shop or going through the pain of the latter at the parlor which nowadays you should be scared to strip at after the "Soha Ali khan" Bikini wax MMS/Scandal.

Britney Spears

Having said that Indian babes are not the only ones doing the forgetting thing.. they are merely copying the antics from hollywood from people like Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears. All of them going through some crisis or the other mostly self created. Question here is that do these people really forget stuff or do it for publicity that is for you to figure out but yes it sure gets them lots of eyeballs if not the ball of other kind though it does take some balls to do this....

Nauheed Cyrusi

Remember the Nauheed Cyrusi episode... Well click on the pic at right and see the full thing to understand what was grabbing attention...

Sheela ki Jawani... Munni ko yaad aa gayi Nani......

Friday i heard it for the first time rather caught a small glimpse of it and dint think much of it.. caught it again on Sunday and this time the entire promotional video and i was hooked. Yup I am talking of the much in demand "Sheela ki Jawani". To say that our very own half firang half indian ex-girlfriend of Sallu Bhai rocks will only be an understatement. Not only does she rock the video she bombards you with her new found size 0.5 figure... she is a Bombshell at reportedly 26+ thought i think she may even be 30+years of age.. you always add 3-4 years to any age an actress tells you lol.. At a size zero which not only is justified but adds oodles of oomph to her. unlike one of her contemporary aka "Kareena Kapoor" who with her size zero lost much more than weight.. she also lost her ahem.. lets just be decent and say the front and the back... If you have seen the video you will know how graceful she looks.. actually its the video which sold the song to me and some of my colleagues rather than the song selling the video.. its a wonderfully choreographed number thanks to our beloved Farah Khan.Despite the breast heaving sequences it does not look vulgar from any point.The styling is impeccable no clue who did it though... specially the point when she is in the long white shirt , the hat, a tie draped around the neck and a pair of black shorts.. see her dance you know what dancing is all about. She for once leaves the very talented and the yummy mummy "Mallika Arora khan" miles behind. Okay there is no comparison.. Mallika is a mom of 2 kids and atleast 10 years her senior but she has had her days on "chaiya chaiya" and the bikini clad VJ on the MTV promos with the ice cream dripping all over her... and that is why we call her a yummy mummy ;-) tsk tsk...Munni is also a song for middle aged men trying to watch a middle aged women  gyrating on screen as all they get to see at home  are fat and ugly women.. Sheela is the song of the young both men and women.

             Katrina is also a more graceful person in real life. We have never seen her doing anything funny or heard her say anything funny for her personal life, relationship with Salman or against any of her peers unlike one Ms Deepika who changes BF more often than i can change my shoes.. She also left no stone unturned in her interview on "Koffe with Karan" show to disgrace Ranbir or Katrina.. Even when press askedKatrina about the remark on her passport it was Farah Khan who responded to the question while Katrina kept quiet. Katrina is the Dame to to take home to your mother while Deepika is the Dame to take to a pub or to make out... period.Coming back to the topic you must watch the video and listen to the song before you decide to pass any judgment. For me sheela is the movie for first day first show. most likely without my woman cause she would be giving me daggers while I sit and ogle at Sheela. Its a movie to be watched with your guy friends..

And watch "Munni badnaam hui" here for a comparison

Also would like to request you guys to visit the following blog by Ms Piyali Dasgupta at Yahoo which inspired me to write this post Katrina's Sheela is hottest to date?

Also if you want to download the music from http://www.songs.pk of  "Tees Maar Khan" then click here
Also let me know what you think.. post in comments or write to me at AnnoyingGeek@gmail.com

Kiss My Arse...

Yes Please do that... Kiss my arse you idiots out there...

Fish Curry (Macher Jhol)

Ok  was discussing about Bengali people with a friend today and one happened to turn up at home with wonderful home made fish curry. So decided to post a recipe of the same courtesy his wife. Thanks Bong Bandhus :-)

 

Pic courtesy http://bengalicuisine.wordpress.com
To Read their version of Macher Jhol click here

Ingredients:

• 1/4 tsp onion seeds (kalonji) or kalo jeera
• 2 medium potatoes
• 5 green chillies
• 1 1/2 tblsp coriander seeds
• 1 small sized rohu fish
• 3 tblsp mustard oil
• 2 tsp turmeric powder
• salt to taste
• 1 tsp cumin seeds

How to make macher jhol :

• Clean, cut and take off fish head.
• Clean inside of the fish and wash thoroughly.
• Cut the fish into half-inch thick slices.
• Pat dry with a kitchen towel and apply salt and turmeric powder.
• Wash, take off and cut potatoes into half-inch thick finger sized pieces.
• Wash, take off stems and slit the green chillies.
• Dry roast coriander and cumin seeds briefly, cool and grind to a fine paste, adding a little water.
• Heat up two-tblsp mustard oil in a pot till it just reaches smoking point.
• Remove, cool and heat up the oil again on medium heat.
• Mix in the fish slices, few at a time and fry for a minute on each side.
• Remove and keep aside.
• Mix in potato pieces to the pot and stir fry for two to three minutes.
• Heat up remaining oil in the same pan, mix in kalonji, slit green chillies and stir-fry briefly.
• Mix in coriander-cumin paste and stir fry on low heat up for a minute sprinkling a little water, if required.
• Mix in two-cup of water, sautéed potatoes, salt and simmer (boil slowly at low temperature) for four to five minutes or until the potatoes are completely cooked.
• Gently slide in the pot fried fish slices and simmer (boil slowly at low temperature) for two to three minutes or until the fish is cooked.
• Serve hot with steamed rice.

Interesting facts about bloggers

1. Most of them are journalists
2. Most of them in turn are Females
3. Most females blog about their family and Children
4. Most Men who blog are either journalists or Geeks
5. Journalists have a point of view on everything and Post blogs which would have been rejected at their work otherwise
6. Geeks only post about geeky topics
7. No kids have blogs... Its their mommies doing it for them
8. Teenagers don't have blogs they have twitter and Facebook Profiles

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My X-RAY

When my Girlfriend told me I looked like Homer Simpson. I dint Realize she was referring to my brain Size. Only after I got an X-Ray done that I got to know what she meant.

Happy Diwali

Ok its the Diwali weekend finally... the day we wait for round the year. For the uninitiated its the Christmas for Indians.   Loads to do. clean up the room, house. Buy sweets.. Will give the crackers a pass.. some flowers and decorations.. hmmm that's what u do if u are either married or mama's boy.  Anyway all you guys out there eat, shop, enjoy and have fun this Diwali.. Hopefully the coming year will be way better than anything you have ever had.

Happy Diwali

Diwali Week

Ok. The Diwali  week is here. time to cheer, have fun, shop, enjoy, give, love and forget the pains of life. So what am I upto in the coming week? Lets see.. There is work like usual maybe will take a day off. Go to Delhi Haat or Sarojini Nagar market to shop.. ok not for me.. will be driving the ladies of the house around. For me.. no new movies out so thats out.. booze and non veg is out.. its Diwali time folks.. Donating is in.. New phone is IN. Shopping for books is IN. Though i still have loads of them lying nicely and unread.. Eating and Pigging out is IN. Homemade food is In. Sweets and chocolates is IN. Shopping for comics is IN. The "Chacha Choudhry" kinds...The Hatred is OUT.. The Anger is OUT...The Bitterness is OUT. Lots of New posts are IN.


All in all Happiness is IN, Life is IN, New Beginning is IN. Old is out, Sadness is Out. Diwali is after all the Hindu new Year... Lets see where life takes me in the next year.

Why Men and Women cheat?

Why do people cheat...? Lets look at both sexes..

Men

Men have always cheated, are cheating as we speak and will always cheat. That's their nature... well at least most of them out there. Even if you as a female think that your husband/boyfriend has never cheated on you or will never then 99% chances are that you are wrong and equally the claim by your man that when he first met you he was a virgin. Take it from me.. that as we speak he is laying his eyes in the hot female in his office or even the big fat one with loads of cleavage showing. But why we men do that? Simple we can do it. Its easy in the modern day and world and its available.. the temptation that is. We do it for fun for the kick and even at times when we are simple bored with our women. it may be long term, one night stand, fling.. any form but its there and very common.

Women

Men and women cheat on their partners for different reasons. Men tend to cheat because they want more physical stimulation, while women generally have more psychological and emotional motives for cheating.

Women need bonding, love, care, compassion, respect, mental stimulation, praise.. when they dont get that they tend to wonder away to other things... some get into dull life of home, some into profession and some cheat. Women rarely cheat for sex. they cheat for love and care...For them sex in both incidental and a way to show their love. sex for them is an extension of their feelings and not vice versa like men..

Yes women also need sex... every human does and if she does not get it or get it right she too cheats for sex like men do.. is there anything wrong with that? cant really pass judgements here. You tell me what do you think?


Give your feedback here or email me at annoyinggeek@gmail.com


Also Read

   1. Cheating
   2. Cheating - A few Case Studies

Men will be men

And Men will be men...

Socializing + Networking = Social Networking?

 Finally Last week after much persuasion I finally created a twitter account. I still don't have a Facebook, Orkut, Myspace, Hi5 etc etc account not even a Linked in. I really don't understand why do we have social networking.. are we not social enough of networked enough? I mean as Indians we grew up visiting uncles and aunts, parents colleagues where we were supposed to speak that poem we learnt at school man.. when all u could do on TV is watch  the Sunday movie, or "Chitrahaar" on wed for music and the daily 9pm serial.. the likes of "Hum log" and "Buniyaad" and "Yeh jo hai zindagi"..

There was so much to do for everyone whether they were kids, parents, grand parents neighbors whoever.. But now what do we have.. video games, Endless TV, Reality shows, Internet.. No socializing... kids don't even go out to play..Ok they go to football practise, swimming, Tennis, Cricket but thats not playing thats competition. Yup we making our kids into rats... worker rats nothing more nothing less. No one has time sit and talk, to make friends, to understand people, to listen to them, to communicate...And that is why we or you need Social networking. Make friends online or reconnect with them ...


What do people do on social networking sites.?

I joined twitter and posted 2 tweets. started following half a dozen people.. and all i found was the following..

Tweet 1. I woke up. good morning
Tweet 2. Went to the loo.
Tweet 3. Took a dump.
Tweet 4. See me taking a bath(pic attached)

WTF. what is that....
What happens on Facebook or orkut?
Well orkut has primarily Indian and Brazilians  mostly guys looking to do "FRANDSHIP" lets  not even go any further on that..
Facebook though is a bit different. Read a sample Time line of Facebook...

1. XYZ is relaxing at home(2 likes 3 comments)
2. XYZ @bombay (10 likes 20 comments)
3. XYZ posted pics(100 comments 200 likes)

while at the same time people on who are friends on gtalk are posting real time messages on FB and having a chat or at best having a chat on FB chat...

So what exactly are we doing...?
2 things. No socializing but attention seeking. This world is about voyeurism no one is looking to make friends.  Your supposed friend on facebook is actually looking at your honeymoon pics and posting likes etc.. but is he? or simply ogling at your hot wife in those hot honeymoon clothes?

Where is the Networking?
There is none... at best add your boss and coleagues... and then 2 months later wish you had not since they now can look at your drunken pics and your wife and your house and your thoughts .. even personal ones...

Sadly thats what this is all about. What are your views.. let me know....

Weight Loss Program

 A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor has ordered him to lose 75 pounds. Next thing he sees is an advertisement for a guaranteed weight loss program. Guaranteed like heck, he thinks to himself. But lets see what they think they can do. He calls them on the phone and subscribes to the 3 day, 10 LB weight loss program.

The next day there comes a knock at his door, and when he answers, there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nikes and a sign hanging around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, If you can catch me, you can have me. Well, without a second thought he takes off after her (like who wouldn't). A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her. After they are through he kisses the girl one last time and thinks to himself with a nod, I like the way this company does business.

For the next two days, the same girl shows up and the same thing happens each time. On the fourth day, he weighs himself and, sure enough, he has lost 10 pounds. Deciding that he likes his somewhat more slender physique, not to mention the method of treatment, he calls the company back and subscribes to their 5 day, 20 LB weight loss program. He thinks that losing 20 pounds in only 5 days seems like a lot, but he is intrigued by what their workout schedule might be like this time.

As expected, the next day there comes a knock at his door. When he answers it there stands a 22 year old knockout dressed in nothing but a pair of Reeboks and a sign hanging around her neck. She is simply stunning, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, If you can catch me, you can have me. He's out the door like a shot. This gal is in excellent shape and it takes a while to catch her. But when he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze. She is wonderful, the best he has ever had. He is really looking forward to the next four days... For the next four days, the same girl shows up and the same thing happens each time, much to his delight. On the sixth day, he weighs himself and, unbelievably, he has lost another 20 pounds. I love this company, he thinks to himself, I never knew losing weight could be so easy and so much fun.

Feeling much better about himself, he decides to go for broke and subscribe to the companies 7 day, 50 pound weight loss program. Are you sure, sir? asks the representative on the phone. This is our most rigorous program. Absolutely, says he, I love your program. haven't felt this good in years! The next day there comes a knock at his door and he enthusiastically answers it. There stands before him a 200 pound perfect specimen of a man dressed in nothing but racing spikes and a sign around his neck. He introduces himself as a representative of the weight loss company.

The sign reads, If I can catch you, I can have you.