Yana Panty-Less Na Na

I am sure most of the men are already drooling about the title and making a mental picture of the sexy dame at work they know in a panty less scene in front of them and the women audience here are simply disgusted by this blog and want to move away as quickly as possible.. but i may let you know that this is not a porn blog or a figment of my overworked imagination during my lunch hour but a reality check after seeing today's TOI.

Yana Gupta

Ms Yana Gupta sitting in the front row of a children's charity event with shutterbugs clicking away to glory and am sure giggling inside with the view Ms Gupta provided. not sure how much their tongues were hanging..almost Pant Pant Pant Panting at the Panty less view. She exclaims that she forgot to wear one.. what? how can you do that... i mean you forget to wear a condom, you can forget to wear a hat but do you forget to wear shoes or undergarments.. phew! one smart girl she is.. i wonder what else she forgets...?

Yana Gupta

Shamita Shetty

Obviously she is not the first one to forget to that... Do you remember the name Shamita Shetty  She is the younger sister of Big Brother fame Shilpa Shttey and more recently she herself was in Big Boss last year. well even she had done the same apparently at another function. Obviously it goes without saying that at that time even she was going through a Shamita Who? phase and she needed to do something disparately to grab eye(balls)... well of whichever kind. though i must say that at least she should have cleaned up the Jim Corbett park growing up there .. it would have been a more pleasurable experience viewing her antics. But then i guess Indian women have never heard of the concept of bikini razors or bikini wax.. or they are to scared with asking for the former at the chemist shop or going through the pain of the latter at the parlor which nowadays you should be scared to strip at after the "Soha Ali khan" Bikini wax MMS/Scandal.

Britney Spears

Having said that Indian babes are not the only ones doing the forgetting thing.. they are merely copying the antics from hollywood from people like Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears. All of them going through some crisis or the other mostly self created. Question here is that do these people really forget stuff or do it for publicity that is for you to figure out but yes it sure gets them lots of eyeballs if not the ball of other kind though it does take some balls to do this....

Nauheed Cyrusi

Remember the Nauheed Cyrusi episode... Well click on the pic at right and see the full thing to understand what was grabbing attention...

Sheela ki Jawani... Munni ko yaad aa gayi Nani......

Friday i heard it for the first time rather caught a small glimpse of it and dint think much of it.. caught it again on Sunday and this time the entire promotional video and i was hooked. Yup I am talking of the much in demand "Sheela ki Jawani". To say that our very own half firang half indian ex-girlfriend of Sallu Bhai rocks will only be an understatement. Not only does she rock the video she bombards you with her new found size 0.5 figure... she is a Bombshell at reportedly 26+ thought i think she may even be 30+years of age.. you always add 3-4 years to any age an actress tells you lol.. At a size zero which not only is justified but adds oodles of oomph to her. unlike one of her contemporary aka "Kareena Kapoor" who with her size zero lost much more than weight.. she also lost her ahem.. lets just be decent and say the front and the back... If you have seen the video you will know how graceful she looks.. actually its the video which sold the song to me and some of my colleagues rather than the song selling the video.. its a wonderfully choreographed number thanks to our beloved Farah Khan.Despite the breast heaving sequences it does not look vulgar from any point.The styling is impeccable no clue who did it though... specially the point when she is in the long white shirt , the hat, a tie draped around the neck and a pair of black shorts.. see her dance you know what dancing is all about. She for once leaves the very talented and the yummy mummy "Mallika Arora khan" miles behind. Okay there is no comparison.. Mallika is a mom of 2 kids and atleast 10 years her senior but she has had her days on "chaiya chaiya" and the bikini clad VJ on the MTV promos with the ice cream dripping all over her... and that is why we call her a yummy mummy ;-) tsk tsk...Munni is also a song for middle aged men trying to watch a middle aged women  gyrating on screen as all they get to see at home  are fat and ugly women.. Sheela is the song of the young both men and women.

             Katrina is also a more graceful person in real life. We have never seen her doing anything funny or heard her say anything funny for her personal life, relationship with Salman or against any of her peers unlike one Ms Deepika who changes BF more often than i can change my shoes.. She also left no stone unturned in her interview on "Koffe with Karan" show to disgrace Ranbir or Katrina.. Even when press askedKatrina about the remark on her passport it was Farah Khan who responded to the question while Katrina kept quiet. Katrina is the Dame to to take home to your mother while Deepika is the Dame to take to a pub or to make out... period.Coming back to the topic you must watch the video and listen to the song before you decide to pass any judgment. For me sheela is the movie for first day first show. most likely without my woman cause she would be giving me daggers while I sit and ogle at Sheela. Its a movie to be watched with your guy friends..

And watch "Munni badnaam hui" here for a comparison

Also would like to request you guys to visit the following blog by Ms Piyali Dasgupta at Yahoo which inspired me to write this post Katrina's Sheela is hottest to date?

Also if you want to download the music from http://www.songs.pk of  "Tees Maar Khan" then click here
Also let me know what you think.. post in comments or write to me at AnnoyingGeek@gmail.com

Kiss My Arse...

Yes Please do that... Kiss my arse you idiots out there...

Fish Curry (Macher Jhol)

Ok  was discussing about Bengali people with a friend today and one happened to turn up at home with wonderful home made fish curry. So decided to post a recipe of the same courtesy his wife. Thanks Bong Bandhus :-)

 

Pic courtesy http://bengalicuisine.wordpress.com
To Read their version of Macher Jhol click here

Ingredients:

• 1/4 tsp onion seeds (kalonji) or kalo jeera
• 2 medium potatoes
• 5 green chillies
• 1 1/2 tblsp coriander seeds
• 1 small sized rohu fish
• 3 tblsp mustard oil
• 2 tsp turmeric powder
• salt to taste
• 1 tsp cumin seeds

How to make macher jhol :

• Clean, cut and take off fish head.
• Clean inside of the fish and wash thoroughly.
• Cut the fish into half-inch thick slices.
• Pat dry with a kitchen towel and apply salt and turmeric powder.
• Wash, take off and cut potatoes into half-inch thick finger sized pieces.
• Wash, take off stems and slit the green chillies.
• Dry roast coriander and cumin seeds briefly, cool and grind to a fine paste, adding a little water.
• Heat up two-tblsp mustard oil in a pot till it just reaches smoking point.
• Remove, cool and heat up the oil again on medium heat.
• Mix in the fish slices, few at a time and fry for a minute on each side.
• Remove and keep aside.
• Mix in potato pieces to the pot and stir fry for two to three minutes.
• Heat up remaining oil in the same pan, mix in kalonji, slit green chillies and stir-fry briefly.
• Mix in coriander-cumin paste and stir fry on low heat up for a minute sprinkling a little water, if required.
• Mix in two-cup of water, sautéed potatoes, salt and simmer (boil slowly at low temperature) for four to five minutes or until the potatoes are completely cooked.
• Gently slide in the pot fried fish slices and simmer (boil slowly at low temperature) for two to three minutes or until the fish is cooked.
• Serve hot with steamed rice.

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1. Most of them are journalists
2. Most of them in turn are Females
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4. Most Men who blog are either journalists or Geeks
5. Journalists have a point of view on everything and Post blogs which would have been rejected at their work otherwise
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My X-RAY

When my Girlfriend told me I looked like Homer Simpson. I dint Realize she was referring to my brain Size. Only after I got an X-Ray done that I got to know what she meant.

Happy Diwali

Ok its the Diwali weekend finally... the day we wait for round the year. For the uninitiated its the Christmas for Indians.   Loads to do. clean up the room, house. Buy sweets.. Will give the crackers a pass.. some flowers and decorations.. hmmm that's what u do if u are either married or mama's boy.  Anyway all you guys out there eat, shop, enjoy and have fun this Diwali.. Hopefully the coming year will be way better than anything you have ever had.

Happy Diwali