Yana Panty-Less Na Na

I am sure most of the men are already drooling about the title and making a mental picture of the sexy dame at work they know in a panty less scene in front of them and the women audience here are simply disgusted by this blog and want to move away as quickly as possible.. but i may let you know that this is not a porn blog or a figment of my overworked imagination during my lunch hour but a reality check after seeing today's TOI.

Yana Gupta

Ms Yana Gupta sitting in the front row of a children's charity event with shutterbugs clicking away to glory and am sure giggling inside with the view Ms Gupta provided. not sure how much their tongues were hanging..almost Pant Pant Pant Panting at the Panty less view. She exclaims that she forgot to wear one.. what? how can you do that... i mean you forget to wear a condom, you can forget to wear a hat but do you forget to wear shoes or undergarments.. phew! one smart girl she is.. i wonder what else she forgets...?

Yana Gupta

Shamita Shetty

Obviously she is not the first one to forget to that... Do you remember the name Shamita Shetty  She is the younger sister of Big Brother fame Shilpa Shttey and more recently she herself was in Big Boss last year. well even she had done the same apparently at another function. Obviously it goes without saying that at that time even she was going through a Shamita Who? phase and she needed to do something disparately to grab eye(balls)... well of whichever kind. though i must say that at least she should have cleaned up the Jim Corbett park growing up there .. it would have been a more pleasurable experience viewing her antics. But then i guess Indian women have never heard of the concept of bikini razors or bikini wax.. or they are to scared with asking for the former at the chemist shop or going through the pain of the latter at the parlor which nowadays you should be scared to strip at after the "Soha Ali khan" Bikini wax MMS/Scandal.

Britney Spears

Having said that Indian babes are not the only ones doing the forgetting thing.. they are merely copying the antics from hollywood from people like Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears. All of them going through some crisis or the other mostly self created. Question here is that do these people really forget stuff or do it for publicity that is for you to figure out but yes it sure gets them lots of eyeballs if not the ball of other kind though it does take some balls to do this....

Nauheed Cyrusi

Remember the Nauheed Cyrusi episode... Well click on the pic at right and see the full thing to understand what was grabbing attention...

Sheela ki Jawani... Munni ko yaad aa gayi Nani......

Friday i heard it for the first time rather caught a small glimpse of it and dint think much of it.. caught it again on Sunday and this time the entire promotional video and i was hooked. Yup I am talking of the much in demand "Sheela ki Jawani". To say that our very own half firang half indian ex-girlfriend of Sallu Bhai rocks will only be an understatement. Not only does she rock the video she bombards you with her new found size 0.5 figure... she is a Bombshell at reportedly 26+ thought i think she may even be 30+years of age.. you always add 3-4 years to any age an actress tells you lol.. At a size zero which not only is justified but adds oodles of oomph to her. unlike one of her contemporary aka "Kareena Kapoor" who with her size zero lost much more than weight.. she also lost her ahem.. lets just be decent and say the front and the back... If you have seen the video you will know how graceful she looks.. actually its the video which sold the song to me and some of my colleagues rather than the song selling the video.. its a wonderfully choreographed number thanks to our beloved Farah Khan.Despite the breast heaving sequences it does not look vulgar from any point.The styling is impeccable no clue who did it though... specially the point when she is in the long white shirt , the hat, a tie draped around the neck and a pair of black shorts.. see her dance you know what dancing is all about. She for once leaves the very talented and the yummy mummy "Mallika Arora khan" miles behind. Okay there is no comparison.. Mallika is a mom of 2 kids and atleast 10 years her senior but she has had her days on "chaiya chaiya" and the bikini clad VJ on the MTV promos with the ice cream dripping all over her... and that is why we call her a yummy mummy ;-) tsk tsk...Munni is also a song for middle aged men trying to watch a middle aged women  gyrating on screen as all they get to see at home  are fat and ugly women.. Sheela is the song of the young both men and women.

             Katrina is also a more graceful person in real life. We have never seen her doing anything funny or heard her say anything funny for her personal life, relationship with Salman or against any of her peers unlike one Ms Deepika who changes BF more often than i can change my shoes.. She also left no stone unturned in her interview on "Koffe with Karan" show to disgrace Ranbir or Katrina.. Even when press askedKatrina about the remark on her passport it was Farah Khan who responded to the question while Katrina kept quiet. Katrina is the Dame to to take home to your mother while Deepika is the Dame to take to a pub or to make out... period.Coming back to the topic you must watch the video and listen to the song before you decide to pass any judgment. For me sheela is the movie for first day first show. most likely without my woman cause she would be giving me daggers while I sit and ogle at Sheela. Its a movie to be watched with your guy friends..

And watch "Munni badnaam hui" here for a comparison

Also would like to request you guys to visit the following blog by Ms Piyali Dasgupta at Yahoo which inspired me to write this post Katrina's Sheela is hottest to date?

Also if you want to download the music from http://www.songs.pk of  "Tees Maar Khan" then click here
Also let me know what you think.. post in comments or write to me at AnnoyingGeek@gmail.com

Kiss My Arse...

Yes Please do that... Kiss my arse you idiots out there...

Fish Curry (Macher Jhol)

Ok  was discussing about Bengali people with a friend today and one happened to turn up at home with wonderful home made fish curry. So decided to post a recipe of the same courtesy his wife. Thanks Bong Bandhus :-)

 

Pic courtesy http://bengalicuisine.wordpress.com
To Read their version of Macher Jhol click here

Ingredients:

• 1/4 tsp onion seeds (kalonji) or kalo jeera
• 2 medium potatoes
• 5 green chillies
• 1 1/2 tblsp coriander seeds
• 1 small sized rohu fish
• 3 tblsp mustard oil
• 2 tsp turmeric powder
• salt to taste
• 1 tsp cumin seeds

How to make macher jhol :

• Clean, cut and take off fish head.
• Clean inside of the fish and wash thoroughly.
• Cut the fish into half-inch thick slices.
• Pat dry with a kitchen towel and apply salt and turmeric powder.
• Wash, take off and cut potatoes into half-inch thick finger sized pieces.
• Wash, take off stems and slit the green chillies.
• Dry roast coriander and cumin seeds briefly, cool and grind to a fine paste, adding a little water.
• Heat up two-tblsp mustard oil in a pot till it just reaches smoking point.
• Remove, cool and heat up the oil again on medium heat.
• Mix in the fish slices, few at a time and fry for a minute on each side.
• Remove and keep aside.
• Mix in potato pieces to the pot and stir fry for two to three minutes.
• Heat up remaining oil in the same pan, mix in kalonji, slit green chillies and stir-fry briefly.
• Mix in coriander-cumin paste and stir fry on low heat up for a minute sprinkling a little water, if required.
• Mix in two-cup of water, sautéed potatoes, salt and simmer (boil slowly at low temperature) for four to five minutes or until the potatoes are completely cooked.
• Gently slide in the pot fried fish slices and simmer (boil slowly at low temperature) for two to three minutes or until the fish is cooked.
• Serve hot with steamed rice.

Interesting facts about bloggers

1. Most of them are journalists
2. Most of them in turn are Females
3. Most females blog about their family and Children
4. Most Men who blog are either journalists or Geeks
5. Journalists have a point of view on everything and Post blogs which would have been rejected at their work otherwise
6. Geeks only post about geeky topics
7. No kids have blogs... Its their mommies doing it for them
8. Teenagers don't have blogs they have twitter and Facebook Profiles

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My X-RAY

When my Girlfriend told me I looked like Homer Simpson. I dint Realize she was referring to my brain Size. Only after I got an X-Ray done that I got to know what she meant.

Happy Diwali

Ok its the Diwali weekend finally... the day we wait for round the year. For the uninitiated its the Christmas for Indians.   Loads to do. clean up the room, house. Buy sweets.. Will give the crackers a pass.. some flowers and decorations.. hmmm that's what u do if u are either married or mama's boy.  Anyway all you guys out there eat, shop, enjoy and have fun this Diwali.. Hopefully the coming year will be way better than anything you have ever had.

Happy Diwali

Diwali Week

Ok. The Diwali  week is here. time to cheer, have fun, shop, enjoy, give, love and forget the pains of life. So what am I upto in the coming week? Lets see.. There is work like usual maybe will take a day off. Go to Delhi Haat or Sarojini Nagar market to shop.. ok not for me.. will be driving the ladies of the house around. For me.. no new movies out so thats out.. booze and non veg is out.. its Diwali time folks.. Donating is in.. New phone is IN. Shopping for books is IN. Though i still have loads of them lying nicely and unread.. Eating and Pigging out is IN. Homemade food is In. Sweets and chocolates is IN. Shopping for comics is IN. The "Chacha Choudhry" kinds...The Hatred is OUT.. The Anger is OUT...The Bitterness is OUT. Lots of New posts are IN.


All in all Happiness is IN, Life is IN, New Beginning is IN. Old is out, Sadness is Out. Diwali is after all the Hindu new Year... Lets see where life takes me in the next year.

Why Men and Women cheat?

Why do people cheat...? Lets look at both sexes..

Men

Men have always cheated, are cheating as we speak and will always cheat. That's their nature... well at least most of them out there. Even if you as a female think that your husband/boyfriend has never cheated on you or will never then 99% chances are that you are wrong and equally the claim by your man that when he first met you he was a virgin. Take it from me.. that as we speak he is laying his eyes in the hot female in his office or even the big fat one with loads of cleavage showing. But why we men do that? Simple we can do it. Its easy in the modern day and world and its available.. the temptation that is. We do it for fun for the kick and even at times when we are simple bored with our women. it may be long term, one night stand, fling.. any form but its there and very common.

Women

Men and women cheat on their partners for different reasons. Men tend to cheat because they want more physical stimulation, while women generally have more psychological and emotional motives for cheating.

Women need bonding, love, care, compassion, respect, mental stimulation, praise.. when they dont get that they tend to wonder away to other things... some get into dull life of home, some into profession and some cheat. Women rarely cheat for sex. they cheat for love and care...For them sex in both incidental and a way to show their love. sex for them is an extension of their feelings and not vice versa like men..

Yes women also need sex... every human does and if she does not get it or get it right she too cheats for sex like men do.. is there anything wrong with that? cant really pass judgements here. You tell me what do you think?


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Also Read

   1. Cheating
   2. Cheating - A few Case Studies

Men will be men

And Men will be men...

Socializing + Networking = Social Networking?

 Finally Last week after much persuasion I finally created a twitter account. I still don't have a Facebook, Orkut, Myspace, Hi5 etc etc account not even a Linked in. I really don't understand why do we have social networking.. are we not social enough of networked enough? I mean as Indians we grew up visiting uncles and aunts, parents colleagues where we were supposed to speak that poem we learnt at school man.. when all u could do on TV is watch  the Sunday movie, or "Chitrahaar" on wed for music and the daily 9pm serial.. the likes of "Hum log" and "Buniyaad" and "Yeh jo hai zindagi"..

There was so much to do for everyone whether they were kids, parents, grand parents neighbors whoever.. But now what do we have.. video games, Endless TV, Reality shows, Internet.. No socializing... kids don't even go out to play..Ok they go to football practise, swimming, Tennis, Cricket but thats not playing thats competition. Yup we making our kids into rats... worker rats nothing more nothing less. No one has time sit and talk, to make friends, to understand people, to listen to them, to communicate...And that is why we or you need Social networking. Make friends online or reconnect with them ...


What do people do on social networking sites.?

I joined twitter and posted 2 tweets. started following half a dozen people.. and all i found was the following..

Tweet 1. I woke up. good morning
Tweet 2. Went to the loo.
Tweet 3. Took a dump.
Tweet 4. See me taking a bath(pic attached)

WTF. what is that....
What happens on Facebook or orkut?
Well orkut has primarily Indian and Brazilians  mostly guys looking to do "FRANDSHIP" lets  not even go any further on that..
Facebook though is a bit different. Read a sample Time line of Facebook...

1. XYZ is relaxing at home(2 likes 3 comments)
2. XYZ @bombay (10 likes 20 comments)
3. XYZ posted pics(100 comments 200 likes)

while at the same time people on who are friends on gtalk are posting real time messages on FB and having a chat or at best having a chat on FB chat...

So what exactly are we doing...?
2 things. No socializing but attention seeking. This world is about voyeurism no one is looking to make friends.  Your supposed friend on facebook is actually looking at your honeymoon pics and posting likes etc.. but is he? or simply ogling at your hot wife in those hot honeymoon clothes?

Where is the Networking?
There is none... at best add your boss and coleagues... and then 2 months later wish you had not since they now can look at your drunken pics and your wife and your house and your thoughts .. even personal ones...

Sadly thats what this is all about. What are your views.. let me know....

Weight Loss Program

 A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor has ordered him to lose 75 pounds. Next thing he sees is an advertisement for a guaranteed weight loss program. Guaranteed like heck, he thinks to himself. But lets see what they think they can do. He calls them on the phone and subscribes to the 3 day, 10 LB weight loss program.

The next day there comes a knock at his door, and when he answers, there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nikes and a sign hanging around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, If you can catch me, you can have me. Well, without a second thought he takes off after her (like who wouldn't). A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her. After they are through he kisses the girl one last time and thinks to himself with a nod, I like the way this company does business.

For the next two days, the same girl shows up and the same thing happens each time. On the fourth day, he weighs himself and, sure enough, he has lost 10 pounds. Deciding that he likes his somewhat more slender physique, not to mention the method of treatment, he calls the company back and subscribes to their 5 day, 20 LB weight loss program. He thinks that losing 20 pounds in only 5 days seems like a lot, but he is intrigued by what their workout schedule might be like this time.

As expected, the next day there comes a knock at his door. When he answers it there stands a 22 year old knockout dressed in nothing but a pair of Reeboks and a sign hanging around her neck. She is simply stunning, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, If you can catch me, you can have me. He's out the door like a shot. This gal is in excellent shape and it takes a while to catch her. But when he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze. She is wonderful, the best he has ever had. He is really looking forward to the next four days... For the next four days, the same girl shows up and the same thing happens each time, much to his delight. On the sixth day, he weighs himself and, unbelievably, he has lost another 20 pounds. I love this company, he thinks to himself, I never knew losing weight could be so easy and so much fun.

Feeling much better about himself, he decides to go for broke and subscribe to the companies 7 day, 50 pound weight loss program. Are you sure, sir? asks the representative on the phone. This is our most rigorous program. Absolutely, says he, I love your program. haven't felt this good in years! The next day there comes a knock at his door and he enthusiastically answers it. There stands before him a 200 pound perfect specimen of a man dressed in nothing but racing spikes and a sign around his neck. He introduces himself as a representative of the weight loss company.

The sign reads, If I can catch you, I can have you.

The Computer Programmer and the Frog

 A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road. The frog pipes up, "I'm really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I'll stay with you for a week". The programmer shrugs his shoulders and puts the frog in his pocket.

A few minutes later, the frog says "OK, OK, if you kiss me, I'll give you great sex for a week". The programmer nods and puts the frog back in his pocket.

A few minutes later, "Turn me back into a princess and I'll give you great sex for a whole year!". The programmer smiles and walks on.

Finally, the frog says, "What's wrong with you? I've promised you great sex for a year from a beautiful princess and you won't even kiss a frog?"

"I'm a programmer," he replies. "I don't have time for sex ... But a talking frog is pretty neat."

What did Steve Jobs tell Bill gates

Men and their Brains...

Men Will be Men

 

10 things I really want to do..

1. Buy a DSLR Camera
2. Buy a Handycam
3. Visit Disneyland
4. Visit Mauritius/Maldives
5. Visit Switzerland
6. Visit a nude Beach 
7. Buy a Ferrari
8. Make love on a beach.. hehe being naughty ;-) wink wink
9. Fall in love with a total stranger and go on a backpack vacation with her
10. Visit the sin city Las vegas and do all the dirty and not so dirty things there... after all it is the sin city :D

Walk of ideas...

Have you ever taken a walk in the late evenings at this time of the season on the beautiful tree lined roads of Delhi? Have you smelt the cool breeze that gently ruffles your hair? It is such a refreshing experience just takes away the tiredness out of your body especially the smell of the Arjun trees flowers which blossom now for a short few days. Soon the Winter chill will start to appear and we will all be covered up in layers of clothing which help to keep the warmth in the body but takes away the warmth from the soul. Things get so impersonal.. people wanting to rush home early no one stops to talk to you on the road cause it gets late early... hardly any one walking leave alone talking...But i love it. I know it is not the best time for a lot of people for economic, health or other reasons but I love it.. the late evening walks, the early morning chill. The weather, I must admit at times does get gloomy especially when I am feeling sad or lonely. The times when you want to be hugged, kissed, caressed or and even loved. The times when you wish you could just lay in bed with someone and hold hands and talk and cuddle... no no not sex or anything else just being there for you and loving you.... Don't you love the wonderful colors you can wear in winters like the red shirts and not feel too gawdy about them... The scarfs, the caps and the hats... the sweaters and the jackets... yes it does make women all covered up, even the sexy short dressed kinds who often show the red bra strap peeping out or the ones at the back of a bike showing well all their inner-wear including the brand stickers on....

On one of theese walks a thought crossed my mind. what do i create..? I mean come on i work on the internet.. and what do i create? Zilch nothing absolutely nothing.. except for a huge...  really huge carbon footprint. Ok i do create software which powers the internet and one of my pieces of work make you go online almost everyday  but then what do you do with it.. burn more electricity, buy new machines.. laptops, iphones and ipad what not to surf more..so basically i create nothing of any value to mankind or the world...

So what should i be doing...?

One thought that has always fascinated me is to open a  small beach side restaurant not the Italian, Mughlai kinds but a simple sea food mixed options of snacks and meals kinds. ideally in Goa.... all that would be heaven or i could even open a small hotel the kinds with just enough space for 20-30 guests max. the family run kinds with one or 2 helpers thrown in tops...in the hills of Mc-Leoadganj or Scotland  or the beaches of Mauritius or Maldives.. ah  what heaven.. I would be to be able to read a book everyday sitting beside a fire or on the porch every evening with a small drink in the hand.. or to open a small bakery or chocholatere` and all day i could play with breads and chocolate puddings.. Or better still open a small book shop not like the impersonal landmarks of the world but a small time 200-300sq ft shop where every visitor knows everyone.. where you can talk and discuss books not like the salesmen at the big stores who are more keen at looking at the cleavage of women bending over to pick books.... You must be thinking what or how would theese help creating something.. well they wont in anyway either but they will give me happiness and satisfaction. They may give me some money i hope so as to pay my bills and keep me afloat in a comfortable manner but nothing beyond that.

9 days of Navratras

Ok finally its ashtmi today and had fun eating halwa and pooris. finally. soon will be able to pig out and get drunk. yey totally looking fwd to it.  Festive season on. shopping, masti, friends, food, booze nice weather.. what else a man can ask for.. other than sleeping and sex of cource lol but thats not happening anytime soon atleast the latter so let me get busy doing other things.. think need to do a weekend getaway soon. any ideas? suggest people. also any ideas on an interesting post.... leme know... comment or email. you know the email id.

Finger of GOD

Even God says stop Nuclear Testing

Lost

sometimes... I hate myself for being myself and sometimes i love myself ... today i am in the former mood not because i have done something stupid but for reasons of trust, patience, sucess and failure, love ...

Have you ever loved and lost? Have you ever been put down like a used toilet paper..? i know i will move on sometime in my life.. but the cost seems to have been huge... the days gone by wont ever comeback but at the moment i cant do much.

No grudges and no hard feelings for someone else cause they don't cause you harm but we do it ourselves by trusting some people way too much.

Guess i will call it a day now. Good night guys...